Old Ants

[Atticus Finch]

What do you call an one hundred year old ant?

An antique

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

What kind of beans do werewolves like?






Human Beans

 

[Likkmee]

 

[Decus]

Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6, 8 ,7.

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[Atticus Finch]

What happens when you ring Santa's bells?


You get a white christmas.

 

[Muhammed]

What do you call an athletic snowman with a six-pack?

Spoiler

The abdominal snowman

 

[Road Runner]

What happens when you ring Santa's bells?


You get a white christmas.

I don't get it.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Oh, I love watching this guy!!!

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

I don't get it.

Ummmmm...........

Lets just say, it's a VERY adult joke.

 

[BackAgain]

Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6, 8 ,7.

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Uhm. 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 8 9

 

[Road Runner]

Ummmmm...........

Lets just say, it's a VERY adult joke.

Oh. I had to ask.

 

[Road Runner]

Uhm. 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 8 9

Oldest joke in the joke book.

 

[Baron Von Murderpaws]

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
ten-ants


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
independ-ant


Why don"t anteaters get sick?
they are full of ant-ibodies

 

[BackAgain]

Oldest joke in the joke book.

When told correctly. I am not vouching for it as a joke. And I torture my adult daughter with “dad” jokes via emails and messages.

 

[BackAgain]

What’s the Pink Panther’s favorite tune?

dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant …

 

[Decus]

Uhm. 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 8 9

Thanks.