Ladies: What would your Stripper name be?

[Nosmo King]

I knew a girl whose last name was Barr. Her folks named her "Candi". Sounds like a good stripper name to me!

 

[strollingbones]

xanadu

 

[masquerade]

Scarlet Kitten

 

[Nosmo King]

Scarlet Kitten

Meow!

 

[Nosmo King]

xanadu

Kublai Khan or Olivia Newton John?

 

[del]

ophelia gently

 

[strollingbones]

i am insulted you would ask that...


kublia khan

 

[Nosmo King]

i am insulted you would ask that...


kublia khan

go ahead with your stately pleasure domes!

 

[del]

i am insulted you would ask that...


kublia khan

go ahead with your stately pleasure domes!

is this a decree?

 

[Nosmo King]

i am insulted you would ask that...


kublia khan

go ahead with your stately pleasure domes!

is this a decree?

As far as I'm concerned, with thanks to Samuel
Taylor Coleridge.

 

[Ava]

I knew a girl whose last name was Barr. Her folks named her "Candi". Sounds like a good stripper name to me!

The first words that came to mind were, Freebird and LibertyBelle, but I'm still thinking. It's early...

 

[Ringel05]

I knew a girl whose last name was Barr. Her folks named her "Candi". Sounds like a good stripper name to me!

The first words that came to mind were, Freebird and LibertyBelle, but I'm still thinking. It's early...

Aquatart?

 

[Ava]

I knew a girl whose last name was Barr. Her folks named her "Candi". Sounds like a good stripper name to me!

The first words that came to mind were, Freebird and LibertyBelle, but I'm still thinking. It's early...

Aquatart?

 

[Nosmo King]

I knew a girl whose last name was Barr. Her folks named her "Candi". Sounds like a good stripper name to me!

The first words that came to mind were, Freebird and LibertyBelle, but I'm still thinking. It's early...

Those sound like Mercury-era space capsules. Think sluttier and slinkier.

 

[Ringel05]

The first words that came to mind were, Freebird and LibertyBelle, but I'm still thinking. It's early...

Aquatart?

You could lob scimitars at the patrons as a basis for government........
(Help! I'm being repressed!)

 

[Madeline]

I checked, scientifically.

***** Tight.

Tim's Web Porn star Name Generator

 

[Nosmo King]

I checked, scientifically.

***** Tight.

Tim's Web Porn star Name Generator

So much for truth in advertising!

 

[Nosmo King]

Hey Madeline!

According to the porn star name generator, my porn name would be Carl Holiday. Carl frickin' Holiday!?!?! Could be Reverend Carl Holiday. Could be Senator Carl Holiday. Could be Dr. Carl Holiday.

Where's the heat in Carl Holiday?

I'd rather be called Frank Phorskin.

 

[Madeline]

S'truth in advertising, Nosmo King.

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/blonde-nice-*****.jpg

 

[Madeline]

Hey Madeline!

According to the porn star name generator, my porn name would be Carl Holiday. Carl frickin' Holiday!?!?! Could be Reverend Carl Holiday. Could be Senator Carl Holiday. Could be Dr. Carl Holiday.

Where's the heat in Carl Holiday?

I'd rather be called Frank Phorskin.

Hit the button again, Nosmo King. It'll give you more to choose from.

Shall we just call you.....

Lickety Split

...and be done with it?