Now why would you think that? It is to chortle politely. Since I got a vasectomy years ago and have been greatly enjoying the benefits thereof, you're quite far out in left field, grasping at straws, hoping desperately for something, anything, that might stick. Note that this didn't. But please do try again. You just might come up with something that would really make me laugh.
And here's where the wheels fall off your tricycle. You want to complain about me using the term "convenience" while you seem to think that medical care is only about abortion. That's really what you're talking about, and if you were honest, you wouldn't try to hide behind rhetoric. If you were being honest, you would have said something like this: "When a women/girl wants to destroy the life growing inside her there will be three people in the room, the women/girl, doctor and a local politician to represent society's interests in the baby's life".