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Israel’s evil deeds do not excuse Iran’s.Israel has killed more than 30,000, so don't try that with me. Netanyahu is an evil man, and if we continue to support his evil, America will regret it. It is just that simple. There are zero good guys here.
That regime is still in power.Was the US woman’s soccer team executed for not showing up to the White House?
No.
Do they do that in Iran? Yes. They have executed athletes for merely attending a protest.
It’s hilarious how the “anti-fascist” left totally shills for an actual fascist government.
No. The IRGC is still in charge.The regime was changed. And it’s still getting violently changed. More change comes on the regular.
Nobody knows what the **** that asshole, bug, is bleating about.
For now.That regime is still in power.
Sure we do.For now.
All we have to do is keep pink misting their new leadership.
I know, you’d rather we ship them billions in cash to appease them and go on pretending they aren’t trying to build a nuke or engage in funding terrorist activities.Sure we do.
No. However, their regime is secure.I know, you’d rather we ship them billions in cash to appease them and go on pretending they aren’t trying to build a nuke or engage in funding terrorist activities.
Oh. Thanks for speaking on behalf of the Ayatollah du jour.No. The IRGC is still in charge.
No. I am speaking on behalf of facts, not Trumpfacts.Oh. Thanks for speaking on behalf of the Ayatollah du jour.
Damn right! As secure as cardboard can make it.No. However, their regime is secure.
It does tend to suggest that if the USA wants to pursue a ceasefire, or even declare victory and exit the Middle East, it’s probably a good idea to stop trying to kill the only person who has the ability to call off the missile storms.Iran is not on a suicide mission. It is on autopilot. And nobody in Tehran can reach the controls.
In 2003, Major General Mohammad Ali Jafari watched the United States decapitate Saddam Hussein’s centralized command structure in three weeks. He spent the next four years at the IRGC Strategic Studies Centre designing a military architecture that could never be decapitated.
In September 2007, he was appointed IRGC Commander and immediately restructured Iran’s entire military into 31 autonomous provincial commands, one per province, each with independent headquarters, command and control, missile and drone arsenals, fast-attack boat flotillas, integrated Basij militias, pre-delegated launch authority, stockpiled munitions, and sealed contingency orders. The doctrine was built for one scenario: the death of the Supreme Leader.
That scenario arrived on 28 February 2026. The doctrine activated within hours. It has been running ever since.
The question nobody has asked is whether anyone inside the Islamic Republic can turn it off.
No. The reason is constitutional.
Article 110 of Iran’s 1979 Constitution vests sole command authority over all armed forces exclusively in the Supreme Leader. He alone is commander-in-chief. He alone appoints and dismisses military leadership. No other institution, not the President, not the Parliament, not the Guardian Council, not the judiciary, possesses constitutional power to issue military orders or rescind the Supreme Leader’s directives.
Ali Khamenei issued the pre-delegation orders. Ali Khamenei is dead. Mojtaba Khamenei was appointed successor on 8th March. He has not spoken. He has not appeared. He has issued no verifiable order. He was wounded in an airstrike and has never addressed his nation in his life. The sole constitutional authority that could override 31 autonomous commands exists in an office occupied by a man who may not be capable of exercising it.
Ghalibaf can reject ceasefires. He cannot order the IRGC to stop. Pezeshkian can issue statements. He cannot countermand a provincial commander in Bushehr launching anti-ship missiles at a tanker. The Guardian Council can vet legislation. It cannot revoke firing authority issued by a dead commander-in-chief whose orders remain legally binding until a living one explicitly rescinds them.
No. You are just spouting whatever your mind can pretend is “true.”No. I am speaking on behalf of facts, not Trumpfacts.
They are still there.Damn right! As secure as cardboard can make it.
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Iran introduced a cardboard cut-out in place of its new supreme leader and the memes are hilarious
Everyone knows things have been rough for the Iranian regime over the last week and a half, but nobody knew it was so bad that they would be forced to introduce a cardboard cutout of the new supreme leader.notthebee.com
We havent seen this scumbag and he hasnt even recorded anythng. Thats because Israel blew his ass up like his father.Iran has named Ali Khamenei's son as the new supreme leader. Experts say he is even more extreme than his father. So now we are facing a man who is pissed off at the country that killed his father.
Iran Names Khamenei's Hardline Son Mojtaba as New Supreme Leader, Oil Surges
Iran on Monday named Mojtaba Khamenei to succeed his father Ali Khamenei as supreme leader, signaling that hardliners remain firmly in charge, as the week-old U.S.-Israeli war with Iran pushed oil above $100 a barrel.
Mojtaba, a cleric with influence inside Iran's security forces and vast business networks under his father, had been viewed as a frontrunner in the lead-up to Sunday's vote by the Assembly of Experts, a body of 88 clerics tasked with choosing Ali Khamenei's successor.
"By a decisive vote, the Assembly of Experts, appointed Ayatollah Seyyed Mojtaba Hosseini Khamenei as the third Leader of the sacred system of the Islamic Republic of Iran," the Assembly said in a statement issued just after midnight Tehran time.