Keep your damn dog on a leash

[DamnYankee]

How can they sue me for not hitting the dog?
Same question goes to del.

do you really need me to walk you through the history of completely ludicrous lawsuits that succeeded? really?

Good point, I should have stopped, got their name, then sued them for almost causing a heart attack.

I'm certified in CPR....

 

[del]

How can they sue me for not hitting the dog?
Same question goes to del.

do you really need me to walk you through the history of completely ludicrous lawsuits that succeeded? really?

Good point, I should have stopped, got their name, then sued them for almost causing a heart attack.

it's never too late, call my office at 1-800-SCUMBAG

operators are standing by; have your credit card handy

1-800-SCUMBAG

1-800-SCUMBAG

call before midnight

 

[alan1]

do you really need me to walk you through the history of completely ludicrous lawsuits that succeeded? really?

Good point, I should have stopped, got their name, then sued them for almost causing a heart attack.

I'm certified in CPR....

You want me, don't you?

 

[DamnYankee]

Good point, I should have stopped, got their name, then sued them for almost causing a heart attack.

I'm certified in CPR....

You want me, don't you?

Just tryin' to be helpful.... LOL

 

[alan1]

I'm certified in CPR....

You want me, don't you?

Just tryin' to be helpful.... LOL

I know.

 

[WillowTree]

Why would they try and sue me?

I've seen people sure for less.

How can they sue me for not hitting the dog?
Same question goes to del.

they can sue you til the cows come home, but unless they can prove harm they won't win..

 

[alan1]

I've seen people sure for less.

How can they sue me for not hitting the dog?
Same question goes to del.

they can sue you til the cows come home, but unless they can prove harm they won't win..

And the attorneys still make money.

 

[brewerboy]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

 

[DamnYankee]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

Well, why don't you go hit them yourself?

 

[strollingbones]

leash them all..dogs and kids....i really hate to see leashed kids but a friend and mine nearly ran over a kid....she was going ...why does that mailbox have fucking feathers on it...when we slowed to see...just as little chief darts from the back of the mailbox....into road...we did get to see grandpa beat his ass however lol....but damn i was driving and never noticed the feathers on top of the mailbox

 

[brewerboy]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

Well, why don't you go hit them yourself?

Dont tempt me

 

[Gunny]

I didn't need the adrenaline rush of just about getting in an accident.

Nothing like the adrenaline rush of being out on a run and getting charged by a pit bull. And as Murphy would have it, one of the extremely rare times my wife was with me because she chose that day to get into her annual, 1 time then quit running craze.

So I couldn't even run.

 

[alan1]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

Do pomeranians actually qualify as dogs?

 

[alan1]

I didn't need the adrenaline rush of just about getting in an accident.

Nothing like the adrenaline rush of being out on a run and getting charged by a pit bull. And as Murphy would have it, one of the extremely rare times my wife was with me because she chose that day to get into her annual, 1 time then quit running craze.

So I couldn't even run.

Shit man, you just reminded me of when that happened to me. I was 21, recently out of the service, so I was still running back then. Got charged by a pitbull, took me completely by surprise. I thought I broke my hand when I punched him. Hit him hard enough to make him sort of back down though. He didn't jump at me again, but he kept threatening to until I backed out of his territory.

 

[Gunny]

I didn't need the adrenaline rush of just about getting in an accident.

Nothing like the adrenaline rush of being out on a run and getting charged by a pit bull. And as Murphy would have it, one of the extremely rare times my wife was with me because she chose that day to get into her annual, 1 time then quit running craze.

So I couldn't even run.

Shit man, you just reminded me of when that happened to me. I was 21, recently out of the service, so I was still running back then. Got charged by a pitbull, took me completely by surprise. I thought I broke my hand when I punched him. Hit him hard enough to make him sort of back down though. He didn't jump at me again, but he kept threatening to until I backed out of his territory.

This one charged out of a garage. We were on the other side of the street. The punkass teenager the dog belonged to thought it was rather funny. I told him if he didn't call off his dog I was going to kill it and he was next.

I guess he believed me.

 

[Phoenix]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

Do pomeranians actually qualify as dogs?

They're stomp dogs.

I have a boxer that would looooove to play with them ...

 

[brewerboy]

Haha, since we're exchanging stories about being chased by dogs, heres mine.

I was in 8th grade, over some 3 day weekend right smack dab in the middle of wrestling season. Sure enough I was 7 pounds over-weight so I slapped a couple trashbags on and ran my little ass off.

Sure enough, kind of like you guys are saying, a big ass German Shepard came out of nowhere. I mean nowhere! I wasnt in anyones yard, just running on the street, but I guess that motherfucker thought I was in his territory, cause he charged me like an animal possessed.

The only thing I had in my favor was the backback with about 10-15 pounds of weights in it, which I was planning to use as soon as he caught up with me. I made it about a block and was getting ready to turn around and go to work, but suddenly he backed off. He ran back a couple yards and turned and looked at me, growling the whole time.

I was pretty pissed off about it, until the next day when it was time for weigh-ins for a personally very important meet.

I give credit to that damn dog, cause I was an ounce underweight

 

[brewerboy]

Theres a couple Pomeranians around here I wish you'd hit Mountain Man

Do pomeranians actually qualify as dogs?

Barely.

God they're annoying.

 

[Terry]

I live out in the country so to speak and my neighbor had 2 black labs, another big dog that just had puppies...they are out all day and travel all over the place. The owner comes home at 7 pm feeds them and they are out again. I treat my large yard for bugs ie. ticks, fleas, beetles etc which cost a lot of money and these dogs not only dump in our yard but bring those bugs! We have tried 3 times talking to him and explaining how he must contain those dogs in a fenced area, inside the house, or leash them. The last time my husband spoke to him he told him he will call the dog catcher on his ass. Nothing from this neighbor! One of the dogs growls at me and we have two tiny dogs who we leash and walk on our land. I cannot take my dogs out half the time because they are around!

I have no idea what to do now, I want to be a nice neighbor but this is infringing on me. Gosh just yesterday I was sitting on my back porch reading a book and one came running up to me, all wet (swiming in the river) and I saw two huge ticks on him. I took them out but was scared to do it.

MM, never risk your life, for a dog. If people cannot leash their pets then they will have to learn a lesson the hard way. I know you love animals and don't want to harm one but it's a dog or you so remember that.

 

[brewerboy]

I live out in the country so to speak and my neighbor had 2 black labs, another big dog that just had puppies...they are out all day and travel all over the place. The owner comes home at 7 pm feeds them and they are out again. I treat my large yard for bugs ie. ticks, fleas, beetles etc which cost a lot of money and these dogs not only dump in our yard but bring those bugs! We have tried 3 times talking to him and explaining how he must contain those dogs in a fenced area, inside the house, or leash them. The last time my husband spoke to him he told him he will call the dog catcher on his ass. Nothing from this neighbor! One of the dogs growls at me and we have two tiny dogs who we leash and walk on our land. I cannot take my dogs out half the time because they are around!

I have no idea what to do now, I want to be a nice neighbor but this is infringing on me. Gosh just yesterday I was sitting on my back porch reading a book and one came running up to me, all wet (swiming in the river) and I saw two huge ticks on him. I took them out but was scared to do it.

MM, never risk your life, for a dog. If people cannot leash their pets then they will have to learn a lesson the hard way. I know you love animals and don't want to harm one but it's a dog or you so remember that.

In your situation I would say its time to load the handgun and send a few rounds NEAR those damn dogs. They'll get it eventually.

That and the owner will at some point come to the realization that you're fucking crazy