Biff_Poindexter
Diamond Member
"Kansas state Rep. Mark Samsel was arrested on charges of misdemeanor battery on Thursday after getting into a physical altercation with a student while substitute teaching in Wellsville. Throughout the day, high school students began recording videos of the lawmaker talking about suicide, sex, masturbation, God and the Bible. In one video, Samsel tells students about “a sophomore who’s tried killing himself three times" -- because -- “he has two parents and they’re both females.” In another video, Samsel is recorded telling students, “make babies. Who likes making babies? That feels good, doesn’t it? Procreate ... You haven’t masturbated? Don’t answer that question. ... God already knows.”
At one point, Samsel tells the student, “You’re about ready to anger me and get the wrath of God. Do you believe me when I tell you that God has been speaking to me?” He then pushes him, and the student runs to the other side of the classroom. In another video, he tells students, “Class, you have permission to kick him in the balls.” Parents told The Star that Samsel “put hands on the student” and allegedly kneed him in the crotch -- Samsel addresses another student and says, “do you want to check his nuts for him, please?”
This guy was kind enough to volunteer as a substitute teacher to try to mentor the youth and he quickly found out how today's generation of kids are a bunch of ungrateful snowflakes who will complain about anything just for attention. This is why liberals have never been able to be good comedians; because what this guy did was nothing more than just joking around -- but because of this cancel woke culture who doesn't understand comedy; he has been arrested and having his name drugged thru the mud.