Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter

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Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter​

Politics·Sep 25, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris's audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter.

The innovative new format for the audiobook version of 107 Days will allow listeners to choose from among a wide range of accents used by the former vice president over the years, including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon."

"This audiobook provides a fully customizable Kamala experience," said Simon & Schuster President and CEO Jonathan Karp. "Vice President Harris has such a unique way of altering her accent to fit her audience, and we wanted to be able to bring that same variable speech spectrum to the people who listen to the audiobook version of her memoir. Which Kamala do you want to hear for the chapter about her debate against Donald Trump? You get to decide."

One listener who received an advance copy of the audiobook said that the accent option added a whole new level of realism. "You can change the way she talks from one chapter to the next, just like in real life," the review said. "One chapter you can have her sounding like she's from the ‘hood, and the next chapter she sounds like a white suburban housewife. It's a lot of fun. There's even a Chinese option, which was unexpected, but you know she's got it up her sleeve for when she talks to a crowd of Chinamen."

At publishing time, Simon & Schuster announced that expansions of the 107 Days audiobook would be made available to account for whatever new accents Harris unveils in the future.

 

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Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter​

Politics·Sep 25, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris's audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter.

The innovative new format for the audiobook version of 107 Days will allow listeners to choose from among a wide range of accents used by the former vice president over the years, including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon."

"This audiobook provides a fully customizable Kamala experience," said Simon & Schuster President and CEO Jonathan Karp. "Vice President Harris has such a unique way of altering her accent to fit her audience, and we wanted to be able to bring that same variable speech spectrum to the people who listen to the audiobook version of her memoir. Which Kamala do you want to hear for the chapter about her debate against Donald Trump? You get to decide."

One listener who received an advance copy of the audiobook said that the accent option added a whole new level of realism. "You can change the way she talks from one chapter to the next, just like in real life," the review said. "One chapter you can have her sounding like she's from the ‘hood, and the next chapter she sounds like a white suburban housewife. It's a lot of fun. There's even a Chinese option, which was unexpected, but you know she's got it up her sleeve for when she talks to a crowd of Chinamen."

At publishing time, Simon & Schuster announced that expansions of the 107 Days audiobook would be made available to account for whatever new accents Harris unveils in the future.

Bwahahaha

 

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Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter​

Politics·Sep 25, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

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U.S. — The new memoir by the former vice president will include a revolutionary new feature, as publishers announced that Kamala Harris's audiobook lets you pick which accent you want to hear for each chapter.

The innovative new format for the audiobook version of 107 Days will allow listeners to choose from among a wide range of accents used by the former vice president over the years, including "Black," "Very Black," "Hispanic," "Vaguely Indian," "Southern," "Jamaican," and "Klingon."

"This audiobook provides a fully customizable Kamala experience," said Simon & Schuster President and CEO Jonathan Karp. "Vice President Harris has such a unique way of altering her accent to fit her audience, and we wanted to be able to bring that same variable speech spectrum to the people who listen to the audiobook version of her memoir. Which Kamala do you want to hear for the chapter about her debate against Donald Trump? You get to decide."

One listener who received an advance copy of the audiobook said that the accent option added a whole new level of realism. "You can change the way she talks from one chapter to the next, just like in real life," the review said. "One chapter you can have her sounding like she's from the ‘hood, and the next chapter she sounds like a white suburban housewife. It's a lot of fun. There's even a Chinese option, which was unexpected, but you know she's got it up her sleeve for when she talks to a crowd of Chinamen."

At publishing time, Simon & Schuster announced that expansions of the 107 Days audiobook would be made available to account for whatever new accents Harris unveils in the future.

I wonder if there's 'cackle' as an option, and 'extra word salad'