Julia Louis-Dreyfus' best lines from last night!

[DrLove]

Will Toby Keith and the duck guy be there ?

Phil Robinson can blow his duck call when it's time for Donald to waddle out onto the stage!

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Maybe the RNC will give us more scintillating moments like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair. Oh, wait. Even Eastwood hates the Orange Virus. Best of luck with the firearms couple and the My Pillow Guy. I'm sure the Republican feargasm conventions will be the talk of Hollywood.

Yeah, I was gonna suggest Clint yelling at a chair but forgot he'll be voting for Joe. Maybe they could stage a pillow fight between Scott Baio and Mike Lindell?

Holy shit. That might just be a ratings monster in this current timeline.

 

[beautress]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Meh, it was great. Let's see how your team does next week.
Will they kick it off with Pat Boone singing the National Anthem from his walk-in tub?
That won't work as well as this did ;-)

I hate to bring it up, but no matter what lies and false charges Demmie lawyers recycle, the good Lord is not amused and will dismiss all that is false and ante up a good lesson for the self_appointed righteous judges who are quite sans justice thankyaverramuch.

 

[JoeMoma]

Her jokes were lame. Maybe she could of used some Seinfeld music and a laugh track.

 

[DrLove]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Maybe the RNC will give us more scintillating moments like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair. Oh, wait. Even Eastwood hates the Orange Virus. Best of luck with the firearms couple and the My Pillow Guy. I'm sure the Republican feargasm conventions will be the talk of Hollywood.

Yeah, I was gonna suggest Clint yelling at a chair but forgot he'll be voting for Joe. Maybe they could stage a pillow fight between Scott Baio and Mike Lindell?

Holy shit. That might just be a ratings monster in this current timeline.

Chosen by God Bay-Bee!

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Meh, it was great. Let's see how your team does next week.
Will they kick it off with Pat Boone singing the National Anthem from his walk-in tub?
That won't work as well as this did ;-)

I hate to bring it up, but no matter what lies and false charges Demmie lawyers recycle, the good Lord is not amused and will dismiss all that is false and ante up a good lesson for the self_appointed righteous judges who are quite sans justice thankyaverramuch.

So, are you suggesting someone speaking during the RNC might get struck by lightning? That would be a ratings juggernaut! Genius!

 

[DrLove]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Meh, it was great. Let's see how your team does next week.
Will they kick it off with Pat Boone singing the National Anthem from his walk-in tub?
That won't work as well as this did ;-)

I hate to bring it up, but no matter what lies and false charges Demmie lawyers recycle, the good Lord is not amused and will dismiss all that is false and ante up a good lesson for the self_appointed righteous judges who are quite sans justice thankyaverramuch.

So, are you suggesting someone speaking during the RNC might get struck by lightning? That would be a ratings juggernaut! Genius!

Won't affect her Lord God Trump. Lightening would bounce right off a half gallon of hairspray.

 

[Tumblin Tumbleweed]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Meh, it was great. Let's see how your team does next week.
Will they kick it off with Pat Boone singing the National Anthem from his walk-in tub?
That won't work as well as this did ;-)

I hate to bring it up, but no matter what lies and false charges Demmie lawyers recycle, the good Lord is not amused and will dismiss all that is false and ante up a good lesson for the self_appointed righteous judges who are quite sans justice thankyaverramuch.

So, are you suggesting someone speaking during the RNC might get struck by lightning? That would be a ratings juggernaut! Genius!

Won't affect her Lord God Trump. Lightening would bounce right off a half gallon of hairspray.

It's all about flammability these days. So hot.

 

[Manonthestreet]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

So... just to be clear... the best thing about the convention last night, among all of the speakers, including the guy running for office.... was a comedian doing joke lines?

Well... sadly... that actually makes sense.

Dishonest ones at that

 

[Muhammed]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

A display of TDS isn't funny, it's just pathetic.

 

[OnePercenter]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Maybe the RNC will give us more scintillating moments like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair. Oh, wait. Even Eastwood hates the Orange Virus. Best of luck with the firearms couple and the My Pillow Guy. I'm sure the Republican feargasm conventions will be the talk of Hollywood.

You're forgetting Sarah Palin calling United States Senator Kamala Harris a "prostitute."

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

She's aged well. That's about all I can say. She was actually funny on Seinfeld. Truly not funny at all here

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

horse faced pony soldier. Can't believe she brought that up. He thinks TRUMP said that?

 

[bendog]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

She's a washed up horsey face whom VP Ponce won't even prey. LOL

Sarah Cooper is funny too.

 

[DrLove]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

She's a washed up horsey face whom VP Ponce won't even prey. LOL

Sarah Cooper is funny too.

LOVE Sarah Cooper. Especially the "her playing a normal person" reactions.

 

[DrLove]

You are trying too hard. The DNC convention was a 4 day train wreck. No number of threads will change that.

Maybe the RNC will give us more scintillating moments like Clint Eastwood talking to an empty chair. Oh, wait. Even Eastwood hates the Orange Virus. Best of luck with the firearms couple and the My Pillow Guy. I'm sure the Republican feargasm conventions will be the talk of Hollywood.

You're forgetting Sarah Palin calling United States Senator Kamala Harris a "prostitute."

AGAIN?

Whoops, Have To Change Back Our 'Days Without Sarah Palin Calling Kamala Harris A Whore' Calendar To Zero

Eh, it probably was always zero.

www.wonkette.com

 

[bendog]

Will Toby Keith and the duck guy be there ?

Phil Robinson can blow his duck call when it's time for Donald to waddle out onto the stage!

Maybe they can wheel out Dick Cheney so he can sort of twitch in his chair and give that sneer to the camera

 

[Orangecat]

She wasn't funny on Seinfeld and isn't funny now.

 

[HaShev]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

I guess New Christine thought JOE Biden reminded her a lot like her character son little Ritchie, needing protection and coddling.

 

[DrLove]

She was my favorite of all the MC's.

I guess New Christine thought Biden reminded her a lot like her character son little Ritchie, needing protection and coddling.

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Thanks for admitting that you'll trash a combat vet who died of brain cancer next week and like Donald, have literally NO BOTTOM!!