Jokes your kids won't let you tell any more

[Baruch Menachem]

I now have two teenagers. What they thought was funny back in bygone times they now find embarrasing.

like

Knock know
Who is there
cargo
cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!

and my all time favorite:

Two goats were walking along an alley in a small town. When they came to the back of the movie theater the found some cans of film being sent back to the distributor. One of the goats started eating the film.. His companion asked "What do you think?" and the first goat said "The book was better"

 

[AllieBaba]

I shared the knock knock joke with my kids.

The other one they wouldn't get....

Here's one my son found in a shark book we picked up at the beach and he's been sharing...

When does a shark go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty!

 

[eagleseven]

Masochist: Hurt me more, please!

Sadist: No.

Not a family-friendly joke...