Johnny Cochrane says...

[usmbguest5318]

"When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

Keep up the twitter silence, it works. People pay attention to what you're actually doing, not what you're saying.

Donald is doing a tweet moratorium ?????? PRAISE THE LORD------HALLELUJAH

He forgot his charger when he packed for Europe. It's been so quiet this past week. Can we flush the phone on the way back?

Actually, it has been an amazing and positive week.

The bulk of what's made the week "positive" is really the very fact that Trump largely has refrained from tweeting. The less he says, the better his weeks are sure to be.

 

[Dim Bulb]

"When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

Keep up the twitter silence, it works. People pay attention to what you're actually doing, not what you're saying.

Donald is doing a tweet moratorium ?????? PRAISE THE LORD------HALLELUJAH

He forgot his charger when he packed for Europe. It's been so quiet this past week. Can we flush the phone on the way back?

Actually, it has been an amazing and positive week.

The bulk of what's made the week "positive" is really the very fact that Trump largely has refrained from tweeting. The less he says, the better his weeks are sure to be.

Exactly. As Johnnie Cochran famously didn't say, "If Xelor gets it right, he won't be uptight."

 

[usmbguest5318]

Who is Johnny Cochrane? I know who Johnnie Cochran was, and I know he had nothing to say about Trump's presidency or tweets, neither of which existed prior to his passing. I'd be surprised if he ever had anything to say about Trump, period.

The walking dead?

LOL You tell me. I didn't create the thread.

Maybe he is actually listening to his advisers and Shut The Hell Up...

Nope. No hope of that.

I'm still trying to figure out what Johnny Cochrane the OP-er has in mind.

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged. Better yet, send me to Montana and have a Congressman bodyslam me for my crimes. Or as JC would say, "When in doubt, thrown Dimmy out!"

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged.

Let me assure you the problem isn't that you misspelled the man's name. The problem is that you completely fabricated what the man said. Cochran died in 2005. Twitter was invented in 2006. Johnnie Cochran did not, as your title and OP indicate, say, "When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

I happen to think you should be purged from USMB membership for attributing to a dead man something that man did not ever say.

Good grief can you not understand a joke? As Sir Thomas More said in Man for All Seasons (the quote itself cannot be confirmed nor denied, so just simmer down on the fact that it was a work of fiction):

I say none harm, I do none harm, I mean none harm. And if that be not enough to keep a man's head on his shoulders, then I long not to live.

Good grief can you not understand a joke?

Not the OP and title of this thread as it is in the Politics, not Humor, subforum.

You do not get to exculpate your ignorance by well after the fact declaring it a joke when you gave nary an indication in the title or OP that you were joking and your ID is "Dim Bulb."

 

[OldLady]

"When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

Keep up the twitter silence, it works. People pay attention to what you're actually doing, not what you're saying.

Donald is doing a tweet moratorium ?????? PRAISE THE LORD------HALLELUJAH

He forgot his charger when he packed for Europe. It's been so quiet this past week. Can we flush the phone on the way back?

Actually, it has been an amazing and positive week.

He did alright 'til he got to NATO, I thought. Didn't much care for how he handled that one. Never heard much about the G7. He'll probably be back in time for 18 in Florida this weekend?

 

[OldLady]

Who is Johnny Cochrane? I know who Johnnie Cochran was, and I know he had nothing to say about Trump's presidency or tweets, neither of which existed prior to his passing. I'd be surprised if he ever had anything to say about Trump, period.

Well, since I don't know who half the folks are that people talk about here, it didn't mean anything to me, but I guess this means we can have a new pastime, making up quotes dead people didn't say and starting threads about them in hopes 97% of the posters will believe it or like me, say "must be someone famous I don't know."

I have to agree with the sentiment, regardless.

 

[Dim Bulb]

The walking dead?

LOL You tell me. I didn't create the thread.

Nope. No hope of that.

I'm still trying to figure out what Johnny Cochrane the OP-er has in mind.

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged. Better yet, send me to Montana and have a Congressman bodyslam me for my crimes. Or as JC would say, "When in doubt, thrown Dimmy out!"

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged.

Let me assure you the problem isn't that you misspelled the man's name. The problem is that you completely fabricated what the man said. Cochran died in 2005. Twitter was invented in 2006. Johnnie Cochran did not, as your title and OP indicate, say, "When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

I happen to think you should be purged from USMB membership for attributing to a dead man something that man did not ever say.

Good grief can you not understand a joke? As Sir Thomas More said in Man for All Seasons (the quote itself cannot be confirmed nor denied, so just simmer down on the fact that it was a work of fiction):

I say none harm, I do none harm, I mean none harm. And if that be not enough to keep a man's head on his shoulders, then I long not to live.

Good grief can you not understand a joke?

Not the OP and title of this thread as it is in the Politics, not Humor, subforum.

You do not get to exculpate your ignorance by well after the fact declaring it a joke when you gave nary an indication in the title or OP that you were joking and your ID is "Dim Bulb."

I know you weren't joking in this post, but I got a good laugh out of it. Humor should only be used in the proper forum and with a proper warning label. Got it. Sounds kind of politically correct, but got it. Rules. Sheesh.

 

[usmbguest5318]

LOL You tell me. I didn't create the thread.
I'm still trying to figure out what Johnny Cochrane the OP-er has in mind.

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged. Better yet, send me to Montana and have a Congressman bodyslam me for my crimes. Or as JC would say, "When in doubt, thrown Dimmy out!"

I misspelled a dead lawyer's name. I should be flogged. I should be purged.

Let me assure you the problem isn't that you misspelled the man's name. The problem is that you completely fabricated what the man said. Cochran died in 2005. Twitter was invented in 2006. Johnnie Cochran did not, as your title and OP indicate, say, "When Trump don't tweet, he has a good week."

I happen to think you should be purged from USMB membership for attributing to a dead man something that man did not ever say.

Good grief can you not understand a joke? As Sir Thomas More said in Man for All Seasons (the quote itself cannot be confirmed nor denied, so just simmer down on the fact that it was a work of fiction):

I say none harm, I do none harm, I mean none harm. And if that be not enough to keep a man's head on his shoulders, then I long not to live.

Good grief can you not understand a joke?

Not the OP and title of this thread as it is in the Politics, not Humor, subforum.

You do not get to exculpate your ignorance by well after the fact declaring it a joke when you gave nary an indication in the title or OP that you were joking and your ID is "Dim Bulb."

I know you weren't joking in this post, but I got a good laugh out of it. Humor should only be used in the proper forum and with a proper warning label. Got it. Sounds kind of politically correct, but got it. Rules. Sheesh.

Sounds kind of politically correct

It may sound PC, but I didn't intend it that way. Humor is one of the things that doesn't convey well. That's mainly the reason.

 

[Snouter]

If OJ's blood soaked gloves that shrunk after the blood dried don't fit while wearing latex gloves, you gots to acquit the double murderer, throat slasher! Don't make the Black kids angry!