John Smith Goes Job Hunting

[William Joyce]

John Smith started the day of job hunting early,
> having set his
> alarm clock
> (MADE IN JAPAN )
> for 6:00 AM.
>
> While his coffeepot
> (MADE IN CHINA )
>
> was perking, he shaved with his
> electric razor
> (MADE IN HONG KONG )
>
> He put on a
> dress shirt
> (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),
>
> designer jeans
> (MADE IN SINGAPORE )
>
> and
>
> tennis shoes
> (MADE IN KOREA )
>
> After cooking his breakfast in his new
> electric skillet
> (MADE IN INDIA )
>
> he sat down with his
> calculator
> (MADE IN MEXICO )
> to see how much he could spend today..
>
> After setting his watch
> (MADE IN TAIWAN )
>
> to the radio
> (MADE IN INDIA )
>
> he got in his car
> (MADE IN GERMANY )
>
> filled it with GAS
> (from Saudi Arabia )
>
> and continued his search;
> for a good-paying AMERICAN JOB.?
>
> At the end of yet another discouraging
> and fruitless day
> checking his
> Computer
> (made in MALAYSIA ),
>
> John decided to relax for a while.?
>
> He put on his sandals
> (MADE IN BRAZIL ),
>
> poured himself a glass of
> wine
> (MADE IN FRANCE )
>
> and turned on his
> TV
> (MADE IN INDONESIA ),
>
> and then wondered why he can't
> find a good-paying job
> in AMERICA
>
> NOW, HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM
> A PRESIDENT MADE IN KENYA !!