Joe Creates an Ambassador to Plants and Animals

[Weatherman2020]

Focused like a laser on key issues. Hopefully she can broker a peace settlement and bring an end to the prolonged Mankind vs Plants and Animals conflict.

We will have peas in our time.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/09/29/first-us-appoints-diplomat-plants-animals/

 

[1srelluc]

 

[CrusaderFrank]

Last ever democrat Administration

 

[fncceo]

Man Vs Nature: The Road to Victory!

 

[Weatherman2020]

Once again Democrats beat the Babylon Bee to the punchline.

 

[1srelluc]

Once again Democrats beat the Babylon Bee to the punchline.

Uncanny isn't it.

 

[Gracie]

I actually agree with what was said in the article.

 

[hjmick]

I hope she knows enough not to trust the marsupials...

They're cagey... and fast.

 

[Correll]

A THIRD of the nation, "conserved"? Jesus freaking Christ.

 

[Polishprince]

Once again Democrats beat the Babylon Bee to the punchline.

The Babylon Bee has quite a challenge nowadays. Reality under Brandon is crazier than their imagination.

 

[Burgermeister]

Would really love to transport some of the Framers to this time and have them read the headlines.

 

[hjmick]

Would really love to transport some of the Framers to this time and have them read the headlines.

So you enjoy watching grown men cry?

 

[JGalt]

Fuck plants and animals. I'll kill them sumbitches and eat them for dinner.

Except not kitties and puppies. Or horsies.

 

[Harpy Eagle]

So she went from Assistant Secretary for Oceans and International Environmental and Scientific Affairs to Special Envoy for Biodiversity and Water Resources. Does not sound like all that much of a change.

Not really sure what about this is triggering you all.

 

[easyt65]

I would think D-Feinstein or Biden himself would be great for this new Ambassador To Plants position, as both are already mental vegetables.

 

[theHawk]

Last ever democrat Administration

I doubt it. Democrats are the Party of Lies, and people fall for lies so often.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Is that any weirder than declassifying documents with your mind?

Almost as good as keeping classified documents on your personal server kept in your bathroom!

 

[Weatherman2020]

So she went from Assistant Secretary for Oceans and International Environmental and Scientific Affairs to Special Envoy for Biodiversity and Water Resources. Does not sound like all that much of a change.

Not really sure what about this is triggering you all.

No one is shocked you have no problem with a US Ambassador to Plants and Animals.

 

[easyt65]

I doubt it. Democrats are the Party of Lies, and people fall for lies so often.

'Yup...'

 

[struth]

My cat is so happy now....