- Oct 31, 2012
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Jimmy Carter was asked today how he felt about turning 100 years old. "How do you think it feels you dingbat!" shouted Jimmy. "My wife is gone, and now just look at me!. It's my own damn fault though. For you see, my whole life I ate the right foods, I exercised, I had the best health care in the world, and now just look at me!" as the President sobbingly lamented.
"What would you have done differently?" asked a reporter. " I dunno, but I tell you what I should do, I should run for President again or join Congress or something like the rest of my peers. On the upside, I am basically unrecognizable and could win easily once my identity and record are hidden from the voters, all I need is a name change."