Mr. P
VIP Member
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big
deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then
You finish off as an orgasm!
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your
pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your
first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally
promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big
deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then
You finish off as an orgasm!
