Barbasiewiczfan
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- Jun 22, 2014
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It's Just a Cat.
I used to work in the School of Engineering and Computer Science at Cal State Northridge here in the LA area of Southern California.
There is a Snack Shack in the middle of the campus that had food and school supplies for the students.
Several cats lived under the Snack Shack and were fed by the school to help with rodent control.
One day I was standing on the porch outside the Snack Shack when a cat jumped onto the wooden railing that went around the building. I was petting the friendly cat when a woman, wearing hijab, came over to me and started screaming. She said, why are you petting that cat? It has no sole and is only given to us as an animal that we can use for our desires.
In my youth my mother would tell us Bible stories. I don't know if this story is in the Bible, but it was about Moses blessing all the animals and giving them their names.
I just made up a story telling the woman that at one time Mohammed had blessed all of the animals and gave them their names. The woman seemed even angrier and asked what proof I had for this belief. I pointed to the cat and noted that it had the letter "M" on its forehead for Mohammed.
Now she was just plain mad and wanted my name so she could have me fired. I told her I didn't mean to offend her. She then told me Mohammed never used the letter "M" and that I had offended her and her family for many generations back.
I walked off but she followed me anywhere I went. I had an idea. I went into the Engineering building and opened a door and invited her to follow me in. I explained that this was the Colleges morgue and I turned on a light to show her all the gurneys with covered body's on each one. She didn't want to come in. Before I closed the door behind me I told her I had some work to do in the morgue but I would be out in a few minutes. I then left the room through another door and never saw her again.
This is a true story.......Bruce
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