~Italian Fathers~

Dabs

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Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family;

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido,
I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe find-a you wife inna bed with another man. Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "times up'?
 

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