Isn't there a law that makes dry carrotcake a crime?

[koshergrl]

If not, there should be.

Just saying. I cut myself a big honking piece of a friend's birthday carrot cake...

Sawdust. Had to choke it down with a quart of water.

 

[Mr. H.]

Kinda like chewin' onna shag carpet.

 

[koshergrl]

The nuts looked like..I dunno. Goat turds or something. Except goat turds are probably moister and more flavorful.

 

[Mr. H.]

Put some cream cheese on top of a slice, then try it.

 

[koshergrl]

It would ruin good cream cheese.

It's gone now, and my stomach is very sorry.

 

[Mr. H.]

Maybe you forgot to take the candles off the top.
They are kinda chewy.

 

[koshergrl]

The theme of my life this winter has been..."don't eat food you didn't fix or bring yourself".

I keep forgetting.

 

[Politico]

There should be one for bad Fruitcake.

 

[koshergrl]

There should be one for bad Fruitcake.

Except..who expects fruitcake to be yummy?

There's a criminal element involve when it's a gorgeous carrot cake, iced with luscious looking frosting..and you bite in..

And blech.

 

[Quantum Windbag]

If not, there should be.

Just saying. I cut myself a big honking piece of a friend's birthday carrot cake...

Sawdust. Had to choke it down with a quart of water.

Maybe it was a sawdust cake, or one of those low fat, low sugar abominations they are palming off as dessert now.

 

[koshergrl]

That would be crime wrapped up in fraud.

 

[ChloeP80]

That's just cruel, to lead you on like that and then let you down at the last minute.
I get that with sticky toffee pudding, it looks good, it smells good, it even tastes good then you remember at the last minute that they always put raisins in. That's just wrong. Walk away from the dried fruit in puddings!

 

[Mr. H.]

I like to put a hunk o' cake in a glass or cup, then pour milk over it.
Eat it with a spoon.

 

[koshergrl]

That's the way I like it too.

Even better with thick cream.

 

[rdean]

If not, there should be.

Just saying. I cut myself a big honking piece of a friend's birthday carrot cake...

Sawdust. Had to choke it down with a quart of water.

It's called the "Let Them Eat Cake" law.

 

[Mr. H.]

I once choked on a piece of garrote cake.