The last time I was in Walmart I was approached by 4 ladies asking can I grab something off the top shelf because it was too high. So today I plan to say this if asked by any woman who askes me to get something off a top shelf
"sorry miss I don't work here"
I don't go in Walmart to grab shit off the shelf for multiple women. How would they get it if I wasn't in there?
THIS STOPS TODAY
Wow, you're a dickhead.. Tell ya what Spanky, the next time you saunter your fatass in to Walmart just have a sticker on your lapel that says, "I'm a dick." No one will ask you for shit... Chivalry is dead with this one.