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Sarah Tuttle-Singer
Jan 14, 2026
BREAKING NEWS: Global concern grows over the sudden silence of prominent moral authorities during the Iranian protests.
Greta Thunberg has not been seen or heard from since the last time an Israeli accidentally sneezed near her.
Cynthia Nixon, meanwhile, is believed to be trapped beneath a mountain of red hand pins, where she has been since approximately October. Witnesses say she attempted to surface briefly but was pulled back under by a new shipment marked URGENT: SYMBOLISM.
Sources say Roger Waters will be releasing a statement clarifying that while he opposes oppression in theory, this particular oppression is “very complicated,” and therefore best addressed later, possibly during a guitar solo.
Meanwhile, sources close to Mark Ruffalo say he stands with oppressed women everywhere, provided their oppression does not challenge his existing talking points and — more importantly — can somehow be blamed on Israel.
Meanwhile, in Iran, people are being beaten, jailed, and killed for refusing religious control. They are not asking for slogans. They are not asking for pins. They are not asking for carefully calibrated outrage.
They are asking to live.
At press time, Western conscience influencers were still conducting a thorough review to determine whether acknowledging Iranian courage might accidentally humanize the wrong people, distract from the correct villains, or—God forbid—require moral clarity without branding guidelines.
More on this story as soon as someone figures out how to make it about something safer.
Sa'adiyyah Adebisi Hassan
Jan 9, 2026.
Why hasn’t Greta Thunberg said a word about the protests in Iran?
For 11 days, Iranians have been risking their lives, standing up to the largest terrorist mafia on the planet. At least 35 people have already been killed. Yet Greta stays silent. I thought she cared about human rights.
The truth is simple: the Jihadist regime in Iran bankrolls and arms many of her favorite groups - Hamas, Hezbollah, Shia Jihad. No money, no honey.
Greta is, whether knowingly or not, a puppet of those she claims to oppose. And because the Iranian regime is Jihadist in nature, she can’t touch them without biting the hand that feeds her.
Selective outrage is the hallmark of the so-called “woke” crowd. Meanwhile, brave Iranians are facing real evil - real tyranny -with no one on their side.
Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig:
Twelve days of protests in Iran, and Greta Thunberg still hasn’t said a word about Iranians being killed in the streets by the regime.
If she refuses to speak up for human rights, maybe she should stick to climate activism.
Jan 10, 2026
John Aziz @aziz0nomics:
Pro-Iran protestors ask: "where are Greta and the activists now?"
Very good question.
Jan 13, 2026
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The "Genocide" lie isn't a debate over facts—it's a coldly orchestrated political weapon: funded, coordinated, and laser-focused on forcing one toxic smear-word into every mouth, every headline, every official statement, through endless online swarms and staged street theater.
The Genocide Lie
(Jan 12, 2026)
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Sarah Tuttle-Singer
Jan 14, 2026
BREAKING NEWS: Global concern grows over the sudden silence of prominent moral authorities during the Iranian protests.
Greta Thunberg has not been seen or heard from since the last time an Israeli accidentally sneezed near her.
Cynthia Nixon, meanwhile, is believed to be trapped beneath a mountain of red hand pins, where she has been since approximately October. Witnesses say she attempted to surface briefly but was pulled back under by a new shipment marked URGENT: SYMBOLISM.
Sources say Roger Waters will be releasing a statement clarifying that while he opposes oppression in theory, this particular oppression is “very complicated,” and therefore best addressed later, possibly during a guitar solo.
Meanwhile, sources close to Mark Ruffalo say he stands with oppressed women everywhere, provided their oppression does not challenge his existing talking points and — more importantly — can somehow be blamed on Israel.
Meanwhile, in Iran, people are being beaten, jailed, and killed for refusing religious control. They are not asking for slogans. They are not asking for pins. They are not asking for carefully calibrated outrage.
They are asking to live.
At press time, Western conscience influencers were still conducting a thorough review to determine whether acknowledging Iranian courage might accidentally humanize the wrong people, distract from the correct villains, or—God forbid—require moral clarity without branding guidelines.
More on this story as soon as someone figures out how to make it about something safer.
Sa'adiyyah Adebisi Hassan
Jan 9, 2026.
Why hasn’t Greta Thunberg said a word about the protests in Iran?
For 11 days, Iranians have been risking their lives, standing up to the largest terrorist mafia on the planet. At least 35 people have already been killed. Yet Greta stays silent. I thought she cared about human rights.
The truth is simple: the Jihadist regime in Iran bankrolls and arms many of her favorite groups - Hamas, Hezbollah, Shia Jihad. No money, no honey.
Greta is, whether knowingly or not, a puppet of those she claims to oppose. And because the Iranian regime is Jihadist in nature, she can’t touch them without biting the hand that feeds her.
Selective outrage is the hallmark of the so-called “woke” crowd. Meanwhile, brave Iranians are facing real evil - real tyranny -with no one on their side.
Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig:
Twelve days of protests in Iran, and Greta Thunberg still hasn’t said a word about Iranians being killed in the streets by the regime.
If she refuses to speak up for human rights, maybe she should stick to climate activism.
Jan 10, 2026
John Aziz @aziz0nomics:
Pro-Iran protestors ask: "where are Greta and the activists now?"
Very good question.
Jan 13, 2026
________
The "Genocide" lie isn't a debate over facts—it's a coldly orchestrated political weapon: funded, coordinated, and laser-focused on forcing one toxic smear-word into every mouth, every headline, every official statement, through endless online swarms and staged street theater.
The Genocide Lie
(Jan 12, 2026)
The Genocide Lie
[Updated frequently] The genocide lie The "Genocide" lie isn't a debate over facts—it's a coldly orchestrated political weapon: funded, coo...
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