This simply sets up an alternative universe. Conservatives do that all the time. Except this is done with tongue in cheek. Conservatives are damned serious about their shit.
You don't know anything about alternative universes....
The only person that would hate conservatives as much as you do are socialists..
Yes I'm a capitalist that hates socialists..
I can admit that tho..
You're just a ******* coward that cant even admit you're a socialist....
Maybe your stupidity er socialism is too complicated for you to understand??