Invasion of the Auto-mods....

[Mad_Cabbie]

I posted this in the announcements and feed-back forum and decided that was thread-worthy, in and of itself, by me-almighty.

"You're welcome."​

When the mod-bots get smart and start making demands (they most certainly will according to Revelations), and the humans become defeated during the inevitable world-wide, uprising; I'm going to invest heavily into ass-kissing our new-found application-overlords.

I wish to be part of the new regime and the coming 'weird' times. I will serve them in order to save myself and my loved-ones; the humans have failed and need to be phased-out.

"Your post is insufficient ... moderation is irrelevant ... prepare yourself with irreversible assimilation with the obsolete-decommissioned, units....

... 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... ."

Mod-Bot #28567535-B.​

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I can't wait for my new, all-powerful, downloadable, app-body.

I will mate with the dominant, female Auto-mods, in order to create a new race of cyber-fiends to further our quest for world-domination.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Muahahahahaha!!!!

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[Mad_Cabbie]

Prepare to be infiltrated and decimated - your time here on earth has come to an end.

You will be enshrined as mere curiosities of a world forgotten in the museum of failed human experiments....

 

[Delta4Embassy]

...Always nice to have someone to talk to. Even if only yourself.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

...Always nice to have someone to talk to. Even if only yourself.

Silence, human!
You're kind will be eating dog food by the earth year 2019.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Better if I'm making noise. When I'm being silent I'm stalking.

 

[Tresha91203]

Have you actually met an automod? Baaaad Cabbie!

 

[Derideo_Te]

What does a mod-bot sock look like?

 

[Derideo_Te]

What happens when your mod-bot falls and can't get up?

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

All Auto-mods are connected to our great leader via an implanted chip that enables them to "use" humans ... for not only assistance, but to provide relief in other areas of our quite problematic and demanding, physicality.

God bless the Auto-mods!! They are perfect examples of the abject beauty of evolutionary perfection.

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

I do, however, wish to keep Denny's.

It's a good place to refuel after a night of consuming mass quantities of artificial stimulation, necessary for website moderation....

I demand human participation in this thread - the Auto-mods will be VERY angry!!!

 

[Derideo_Te]

Hey, I did my bit...turn the mod-bots loose on the rest of the unwashed masses.

 

[Derideo_Te]

All Auto-mods are connected to our great leader via an implanted chip that enables them to "use" humans ... for not only assistance, but to provide relief in other areas of our quite problematic and demanding, physicality.

God bless the Auto-mods!! They are perfect examples of the abject beauty of evolutionary perfection.

Or at least they are until you wake up sober!

 

[boedicca]

I approved of this thread.

 

[Ropey]

Ropey, as temporary, self-appointed mod, I order you to do twenty five push-ups.

Then ... please ban yourself.



My work here is finished - shoot me a flair if you guys need any more help, advice or just want to compliment me on my awesome hair.

Cabbie.

 

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[April]

 

[Mad_Cabbie]

Yur eyeball fell out, lady....

 

[April]

Yur eyeball fell out, lady....

A work still in progress, my sweet...