In Between Trials

[testarosa]

I got to think "who'd you kill" wouldn't be the first thing out of my mouth.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Hey, I just noticed that Hiccup Girl has the whole DeeDee neck thing going on too.

 

[testarosa]

OH bull to the shit.

You're in jail.

They're recording.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Cornpone wasn't listening very well. The recording did say that the call was being recorded.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Oopsie. Her Honor is admitting the tape and the paperwork.

 

[testarosa]

Surprise!

Looky there they did say it. All loud and clear and everything.

 

[testarosa]

Judges in FL have serious technology issues.

It's a double click thing.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

What a nice judge. She explains everything.


Unlike Judge Debbie.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Every juror just decided "Guilty".


Word To The Wise: Don't confess over the jail phone.

 

[testarosa]

Every juror just decided "Guilty".


Word To The Wise: Don't confess over the jail phone.

Child calls from jail? Tell child to STFU, call attorney, get dressed, get down there.

End up in jail? STFU until attorney gets there.

Duh.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

 

[testarosa]

And there's the neck(s).

It's the Neck(s) Infliction.

Please someone tell me if I'm ever inflicted with the Neck(s) Infliction so I can have my neck(s) chopped off.

 

[testarosa]

Sucks to be a defense attorney, walk in to see your client that has already confessed on the recorded call AND given a statement.

STFU and let me handle this.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Crappy court feed fagged out again.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Oooops!! Defense lawyer got his little butt chewed by the judge for coming back late from lunch without telling her.

 

[testarosa]

What happened? I had to conference call.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

What happened? I had to conference call.

They took a break, and now are back arguing about what evidence will be allowed in.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I'm really getting a kick out of the judge using her "sing-song" voice.

 

[testarosa]

I'm really getting a kick out of the judge using her "sing-song" voice.

She's a character.

 

[testarosa]

Hiccup Girl

is

Hiccupping!