In Between Trials

[testarosa]

How many convicts are they lining up here?

The entire prison is testifying... or declining.

"Oh actually my name is Moss - that other name was my aka for my other felon"

 

[Rat in the Hat]

New convict called to stand under an alias.

 

[testarosa]

He was in segregation for homosexual activities with another inmate.



Convict testimony is my fave.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Gouker was in segregation for homosexual activities.

 

[testarosa]

Gouker was in segregation for homosexual activities.

"Kissing cousin"

LOLOLOL

You can't make this shit up.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Gouker was laughing about how the system was messed up.



Yeah, we're pretty much seeing that in this trial, Chief.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

So we go from talking about homos to talking about units.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Homos to units to sex tapes, OH MY!

 

[testarosa]

Psycho Josh's alibi was he was making a sex tape with Trey's mother... or was it cousin... or was it the guy that lives 2 blocks down Backass Street and a right on Hick Avenue.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Psycho Josh's alibi was he was making a sex tape with Trey's mother... or was it cousin... or was it the guy that lives 2 blocks down Backass Street and a right on Hick Avenue.

Is that before or after the Dollar Store that sells toothpaste??

 

[testarosa]

Psycho Josh's alibi was he was making a sex tape with Trey's mother... or was it cousin... or was it the guy that lives 2 blocks down Backass Street and a right on Hick Avenue.

Is that before or after the Dollar Store that sells toothpaste??

After the Dollar Store with the toothpaste but before the Shell station that has the soda

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Convict #3 back to the jug.

Finally a witness that isn't wearing orange.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

So what does a samurai sword have to do with this trial??

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Detective is reading his answers from his notes.


He must be Shiping Bao's Kentucky cousin.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Is there ANY other courtroom in this country that allows a witness to make markings on State's evidence??????????

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Witness is now copying map lady's testimony style.

 

[testarosa]

Is there ANY other courtroom in this country that allows a witness to make markings on State's evidence??????????

We have stumbled into Hazard County.

If Detective backward ass Russ gets up there and the defense doesn't ask about Psycho Thug being on the calls, all is lost for Joshy.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Translation: The van was so full of trash we couldn't find anything that didn't have human fluids on it.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Defense is pointing out a lot of items that could cause blunt force trauma that the detective ignored while he collected the razor sharp samurai sword.

 

[testarosa]

Translation: The van was so full of trash we couldn't find anything that didn't have human fluids on it.