In a rude mood to post offensive tunes...?

[bayoubill]

here's the place to do it...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs&ob=av3e]Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored Version) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Alan Stallion]

Closer (to Hogs) - Nine Inch Richards

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcdWv61k6Aw]Beastiality Music Video? Sex with Animals - WTF YouTube!? - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD069uS9l3E]Nine Inch Richards "Closer To Hogs" - YouTube[/ame]

Why, yes, there are two video versions of it.

 

[eots]

Here is one of mine that is some what tasteless

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKWgciusU6c]I need Anita Hit...Id hit it - YouTube[/ame]

i wrote it response to this...

 

[tinydancer]

I used to manage an amazing band called the Forgotten Rebels. Damn I miss them. Any ways lead singer was this english major at McMaster University, but he was also the best lead singer I ever dealt with.

Damn I miss Mickey. I digress. Oh and his stage name was Mickey de Sadist. "ok who called us assholes". He was amazing.

Tasteless, hehehehehe. And you bet I was dancing on tables. Cripes. Especially when they did "Surfing on Heroine"

Here's a sample. Rude and rock it.

This is bomb the boats and feed the fish. dying laughing here. what a band.


I don't want no foreign pricks to take my job away from me.
My tax dollars paid their ransom. Would they do the same for me?

I don't, I don't want them in my home.
I don't, I don't want them finding me alone.
They're commies, subhuman subversives.

They're commies, they're human living curses.
They got nowhere to go so let them drown,
I don't want them around so let them drown.
So let's bomb the boats and feed the fish.

Gulls peck flesh from rancid stiffs decaying on the deep blue sea.
Bits and pieces here and there, bomb them far from my country.
Do you, do you want them in your home?
Do you want them finding you alone?

They got nowhere to go so let them blow.
I don't want them around so let them drown.
Let's bomb the boats and feed the fish,
bomb the boats and feed their ******* flesh to the fish.

Yes this is a man who has a Masters in English in all up and coming.

 

[eots]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edhZitVEu_o]Dayglo Abortions - Punker Bitches - YouTube[/ame]

You know sometimes i get the itch
for a big fat punker *****
we've been driving all day on this stinky bus
when this gig's over we're gonna get fucked
punker ***** with your ass so wide
spread your legs and ill climb inside
punker ***** in your spandex tights
i don't wanna see so turn off the lights

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker ***** with your warty tounge
i know that you can make me cum
i'll stick my cock in your face
and blow my load all over the place
punker ***** i wanna push some poo
if i get drunk i just might bugger you
but punker ***** im not your lover
when you roll over ill run for cover

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker Bitches have fleshy lips
their mouths were made to suck on dicks
punker bitches have great big tits
hairy asses all covered in zits
punker bitches have lots of holes
so theres room for us all in their stinky rolls
punker itches are all sluts
when they hear this song their gonna hate my guts

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

 

[tinydancer]

Dayglo Abortions - Punker Bitches - YouTube

You know sometimes i get the itch
for a big fat punker *****
we've been driving all day on this stinky bus
when this gig's over we're gonna get fucked
punker ***** with your ass so wide
spread your legs and ill climb inside
punker ***** in your spandex tights
i don't wanna see so turn off the lights

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker ***** with your warty tounge
i know that you can make me cum
i'll stick my cock in your face
and blow my load all over the place
punker ***** i wanna push some poo
if i get drunk i just might bugger you
but punker ***** im not your lover
when you roll over ill run for cover

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker Bitches have fleshy lips
their mouths were made to suck on dicks
punker bitches have great big tits
hairy asses all covered in zits
punker bitches have lots of holes
so theres room for us all in their stinky rolls
punker itches are all sluts
when they hear this song their gonna hate my guts

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

That's awesome. I went thru the lyrics over and over. too awesome.

These are your songs correct? And I'm only asking because you have to protect yourself. What we used to do whenever my ex husband wrote a song, before you sign with BMI or ASCAP not sure where you are.

Take your tune and mail it to yourself. We always did this as a temporary measure.

Now it appears you are an excellent songwriter. You have to protect yourself.

Sheesh. I've been out of the life for quite awhile, but I don't want to see you amazing song writers souls go down.

And by the way, glad punk is back. Man when it first hit I was handling bands on the circuit.

I did thrash as well, but it was to a reduced very local crew but some fun. The Shamrock.
Following week I'd bring in Helix. I loved that bar owner. He trusted me.

But we'd jake it. Bar full, lots of booze flowing and the place rocked.

 

[tinydancer]

Dayglo Abortions - Punker Bitches - YouTube

You know sometimes i get the itch
for a big fat punker *****
we've been driving all day on this stinky bus
when this gig's over we're gonna get fucked
punker ***** with your ass so wide
spread your legs and ill climb inside
punker ***** in your spandex tights
i don't wanna see so turn off the lights

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker ***** with your warty tounge
i know that you can make me cum
i'll stick my cock in your face
and blow my load all over the place
punker ***** i wanna push some poo
if i get drunk i just might bugger you
but punker ***** im not your lover
when you roll over ill run for cover

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Punker Bitches have fleshy lips
their mouths were made to suck on dicks
punker bitches have great big tits
hairy asses all covered in zits
punker bitches have lots of holes
so theres room for us all in their stinky rolls
punker itches are all sluts
when they hear this song their gonna hate my guts

Oh Punker Bitches
Their pussies smell like fishes

Not sure where you are

Others go "there is a house in New Orleans" rotf

In Toronto we had Larry's.

 

[tinydancer]

I guess at the end of the day, I just don't find the lyrics to the others offensive. Bear in mind, one has to remember the whole story.

Maybe I have been on the front lines too long before retiring. You wanna hear offensive? Sit in a club when there is the debut of disco ******* duck.

You have no idea. I think I did 4 shots in a row with salt and lemon and then I asked for the ******* whole bottle. Then you have to be nice.

At that point over Disco Duck all I wanted to do was crawl to anywhere but they were paying for the booze so I did more tequila.

And they kept playing Disco Duck and after my second bottle of tequila, the lyrics started to make sense.

Ok flashback from hades.

Lets talk Romney. Keeeding.

Here ya go late nighters

[DD - Donald Duck voice]
[BS - background singers]
[EP - Elvis voice]

Went to a party the other night
All the ladies were treating me right
Moving my feet to the disco beat
How in the world could I keep my seat

All of a sudden I began to change
I was on the dance floor acting strange
Flapping my arms I began to cluck
Look at me..
I'm the disco duck

[DD:] Ah, get down, mama
I've got to have me a woman, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Got to have me a woman
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Oh, get down, mama
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck, disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] All right
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama,
Oh mama, shake your tail feather, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

When the music stopped I returned to my seat
But there's no stoppin' a duck and his beat
So I got back up to try my luck
Why look

[DD:] Everybody's doin' the
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[DD+BS] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck
[DD:] Wave to me
[BS:] Don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] My, oh my
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[DD:] Ah, get down mama, ha, ha, ha, ha
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD:] Disco
[BS:] Disco
[DD+BS] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Disco
[BS:] Disco, disco duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
[EP:] Thank you duck
[BS:] Disco
[EP:] For gettin' down
[BS:] Disco disco disco
[EP:] Thank you so very much
[BS:] Disco duck
[DD:] You're welcome
[BS:] Disco Disco Duck
[BS:] Try your luck, don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco

 

[strollingbones]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17eSUnQ-_ek]Cee-Lo Green - "**** You" (Later with Jools Holland) - YouTube[/ame]



just so you know ******....shes a gold digger......i love that line

 

[editec]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gePhLAJcPMQ]The Fugs - Kill For Peace (with lyrics) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sunshine]

I used to manage an amazing band called the Forgotten Rebels. Damn I miss them. Any ways lead singer was this english major at McMaster University, but he was also the best lead singer I ever dealt with.

Damn I miss Mickey. I digress. Oh and his stage name was Mickey de Sadist. "ok who called us assholes". He was amazing.

Tasteless, hehehehehe. And you bet I was dancing on tables. Cripes. Especially when they did "Surfing on Heroine"

Here's a sample. Rude and rock it.

This is bomb the boats and feed the fish. dying laughing here. what a band.


I don't want no foreign pricks to take my job away from me.
My tax dollars paid their ransom. Would they do the same for me?

I don't, I don't want them in my home.
I don't, I don't want them finding me alone.
They're commies, subhuman subversives.

They're commies, they're human living curses.
They got nowhere to go so let them drown,
I don't want them around so let them drown.
So let's bomb the boats and feed the fish.

Gulls peck flesh from rancid stiffs decaying on the deep blue sea.
Bits and pieces here and there, bomb them far from my country.
Do you, do you want them in your home?
Do you want them finding you alone?

They got nowhere to go so let them blow.
I don't want them around so let them drown.
Let's bomb the boats and feed the fish,
bomb the boats and feed their ******* flesh to the fish.

Yes this is a man who has a Masters in English in all up and coming.

The demise of that band was in the name. Anything with 'Rebels' in it sounds oh so southern and conjures up scenes of the stars and bars. Better luck on the next one! LOL

 

[Sunshine]

To the tune of 'I've got a horse, his name's Napoleon.'

Teacher, teacher
I've been thinking.
I've got a feeling
You've been drinking.

Is it whiskey?
Is it wine?
O my gosh,
It's turpentine!

 

[Iridescence]

Absolutely... in the mood to crush

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trRSREEJ1UY]2pac - Skandalouz Lyrics - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Sunshine]

I don't think this is particularly offensive, but my friend and I were told it didn't sound nice for young women to go around singing:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry4ngf766N0]Captain & Tennille - Do that to me one more time (The Video) - YouTube[/ame]

I wasn't all that young, but I guess it was a little too risque for the area.

 

[Iridescence]

witchcraft is said to be backward of God...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK2366E33tI&NR=1&feature=endscreen]ENIGMA - Turn Around - YouTube[/ame]

 

[ricardonest]

Holy moly... people lol

 

[Truthmatters]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJPrRaXU4U0]HARRY NILSSON -**** YOU SONG - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Mr. H.]

My kid and his bandmates wrote and recorded this.
Don't have the lyrics.
It's hilarious.

uh no video- just audio

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDgk1gNp3YU]First Time.avi - YouTube[/ame]

 

[The T]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfE_98yy2iw"]Frank Zappa & Steve Vai - **** Yourself [Lyrics] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[rdean]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMpjvZLDl-s&feature=related]Boys r us - Not Straight? - YouTube[/ame]