Imagine .The Swearing In Of Joe Biden. What Will Joe Biden Say? Will He Need A Teleprompter?

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so how will you vision the dreadful sight of Justice swearing in Joe Biden in 2021?
with the pace of the "Biden Dementia",, it may go something like this.
Justice : I
Biden : I
Justice : State Your Name
Biden : State Your Name
Justice : Do Solemnly Swear
Biden : Dude Summingly Swear
Justice : That I will faithfully Execute
Biden : That I will faithfully ,,uhmm,,ecxtrement?
Justice : The Office Of The President Of The United States
Biden: Uhh,,,,{pause} Justice Stevens, thats too long, could you just say that again, but only the first three words?
Justice : And will do to the best of my ability
Biden : And, Uhh, dude the rest of my mental stablility?
Justice : Preserve, Protect and Defend
Biden : Ahh,,,,Restrain, Projaculate, and Redunderhead?
Justice : The constitution of the united states
Biden : The constipation of these 58? united states?

well,,thats my version, would love to see yours.
 
Biden will be looking forward to meeting all of the lawmakers daughters
 
Personally, I cant wait.

I hope to attend Biden’s inauguration like I did Obamas


Question is, Will Trump man up and attend or throw a tantrum?
 
Personally, I cant wait.

I hope to attend Biden’s inauguration like I did Obamas


Question is, Will Trump man up and attend or throw a tantrum?

If Biden gets elected, I will also attend the ceremony and shove you into the Reflecting Pool.
 
so how will you vision the dreadful sight of Justice swearing in Joe Biden in 2021?
with the pace of the "Biden Dementia",, it may go something like this.
Justice : I
Biden : I
Justice : State Your Name
Biden : State Your Name
Justice : Do Solemnly Swear
Biden : Dude Summingly Swear
Justice : That I will faithfully Execute
Biden : That I will faithfully ,,uhmm,,ecxtrement?
Justice : The Office Of The President Of The United States
Biden: Uhh,,,,{pause} Justice Stevens, thats too long, could you just say that again, but only the first three words?
Justice : And will do to the best of my ability
Biden : And, Uhh, dude the rest of my mental stablility?
Justice : Preserve, Protect and Defend
Biden : Ahh,,,,Restrain, Projaculate, and Redunderhead?
Justice : The constitution of the united states
Biden : The constipation of these 58? united states?

well,,thats my version, would love to see yours.
Trump has already given Joe a tip on passing the dementia test. Man, woman, person, camera, tv. It’s easy, Trump has had you guys fooled for years. You think he’s sane
 
Can’t wait till they swear Biden in

It will remind people of the Obama days

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so how will you vision the dreadful sight of Justice swearing in Joe Biden in 2021?
with the pace of the "Biden Dementia",, it may go something like this.
Justice : I
Biden : I
Justice : State Your Name
Biden : State Your Name
Justice : Do Solemnly Swear
Biden : Dude Summingly Swear
Justice : That I will faithfully Execute
Biden : That I will faithfully ,,uhmm,,ecxtrement?
Justice : The Office Of The President Of The United States
Biden: Uhh,,,,{pause} Justice Stevens, thats too long, could you just say that again, but only the first three words?
Justice : And will do to the best of my ability
Biden : And, Uhh, dude the rest of my mental stablility?
Justice : Preserve, Protect and Defend
Biden : Ahh,,,,Restrain, Projaculate, and Redunderhead?
Justice : The constitution of the united states
Biden : The constipation of these 58? united states?

well,,thats my version, would love to see yours.
Just wait a few months and you can find out.
 
Personally, I cant wait.

I hope to attend Biden’s inauguration like I did Obamas


Question is, Will Trump man up and attend or throw a tantrum?

If Biden gets elected, I will also attend the ceremony and shove you into the Reflecting Pool.
The Reflecting Pool is on the other side of the mall by the Lincoln Memorial

But I will see you there. I’ll buy you a beer
 
The Swearing In Of Joe Biden. What Will Joe Biden Say?


On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight

:badgrin:...
 
The Swearing In Of Joe Biden. What Will Joe Biden Say?


On my honor, I will do my best
To do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law;
To help other people at all times;
To keep myself physically strong, mentally awake and morally straight

:badgrin:...
what about making sure that all of the white female interns will have their hair smelled daily by me?
 
im pretty sure that biden wont even know whos swearing him in
 
Question is, Will Trump man up and attend or throw a tantrum?
Trump couldn’t even throw out the first pitch in his home town. He’s the most hated person in America. Besides, he’ll still be whining about the three million illegals that voted for Hillary/ Biden/ Obama / etc.
 

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