I'm new to this site, thought I'd break the ice with a riddle......

[bluzman61]

Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.

 

[Auld Phart]

Hope you have a day job.

 

[Rambunctious]

A riddle works better if you allow us to try and answer it before you give it away....or else its not a riddle...its a joke...

 

[okfine]

Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.

If you are testing the waters... be prepared.

 

[Rambunctious]

Like this...does anyone know....

What tastes better than it smells?

 

[Auld Phart]

We've had people testing the water here before.

 

[Ringel05]

Like this...does anyone know....

What tastes better than it smells?

Kimchi? In the red light district.......

 

[Auld Phart]

bluzman61 Don't take my posts seriously. after all, you did put this in Humor.


have fun.

 

[Rambunctious]

Like this...does anyone know....

What tastes better than it smells?

Kimchi? In the red light district.......

No lol a tongue

 

[Natural Citizen]

Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.

 

[BULLDOG]

Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.

That's great. You're already funnier than Ding.

 

[beautress]

Q : Why is it so difficult to teach and old COW new tricks? A : Because everything goes in one ear and out the UDDER.

Welcome to USMB, bluzman61. Hope you enjoy the boards. Might want to update your shots. The anklebiting gets fierce the closer we get to the next election. And sometimes on a full moon.... it's ah - oooooooooooooooo. Just so you'll know.

 

[BULLDOG]