I'm an F*ed Up Mess!

[Auld Phart]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

As long as I stay on my meds. Otherwise I couldn't find my ass with both hands.

we'll do a meds list compare another day...........

That will end up being a long thread

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I also make sure my peanut butter is evenly spread and at the same depth covering all of top of the slice of bread. If a little bit of peanut butter gets on the side of the bread I pull it off because I want a perfect peanut butter sandwich but use seeded rye bread because I like the taste of rye bread and I am not or have ever been Jewish.

Well, do you use both hands when eating fried chicken? Also, do you use a straw other than with a milk shake?

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I don't think I am normal with only a high school education, a strong work ethic and never accepted one penny of government assistance but made a small fortune in the stock market that let me retire at relatively young age. I am in good health and the last time I went to the doctor was over 30 years ago. I am definitely out of the norm compared with most people.

definitely abnormal, but, not a f'ed up mess

Do we have a time limit on debating that?

 

[ChrisL]

I'm very well adjusted. If I was a weaker person, I probably wouldn't be, but I'm very tough mentally.

 

[ChrisL]

^^^

Physically tough too.

 

[Bonzi]

for the record, I didn't expect anyone to actually say real ways they were f'ed up, I'm learning............

 

[Auld Phart]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I don't think I am normal with only a high school education, a strong work ethic and never accepted one penny of government assistance but made a small fortune in the stock market that let me retire at relatively young age. I am in good health and the last time I went to the doctor was over 30 years ago. I am definitely out of the norm compared with most people.

definitely abnormal, but, not a f'ed up mess

Do we have a time limit on debating that?

Time?

We dont' need no stinkin' time

 

[Sonny Clark]

I'm very well adjusted. If I was a weaker person, I probably wouldn't be, but I'm very tough mentally.

I guess that means that you never cry when watching sad "heart string pulling" movies? In other words, you realize while watching that it's only a movie and not real life?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted.

Oh yeah?

I might actually believe you, you have no excuses based on who you are married to.....

OMG too funny

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I don't think I am normal with only a high school education, a strong work ethic and never accepted one penny of government assistance but made a small fortune in the stock market that let me retire at relatively young age. I am in good health and the last time I went to the doctor was over 30 years ago. I am definitely out of the norm compared with most people.

definitely abnormal, but, not a f'ed up mess

Do we have a time limit on debating that?

Time?

We dont' need no stinkin' time

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I agree, you're normal and well adjusted.

 

[WinterBorn]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

I'm happy I am far from normal, and I have my adjustments that I make. I'm abnormal and smiling all the time.

 

[xband]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I also make sure my peanut butter is evenly spread and at the same depth covering all of top of the slice of bread. If a little bit of peanut butter gets on the side of the bread I pull it off because I want a perfect peanut butter sandwich but use seeded rye bread because I like the taste of rye bread and I am not or have ever been Jewish.

Well, do you use both hands when eating fried chicken? Also, do you use a straw other than with a milk shake?

I use one hand to eat fried chicken and keep the other hand non-greasy to channel surf with my TV remote.

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I agree, you're normal and well adjusted.

Thank you............. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you'd keep that just between us...... do you think that you could do that for me?

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I agree, you're normal and well adjusted.

Thank you............. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you'd keep that just between us...... do you think that you could do that for me?

Sure no problem

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I also make sure my peanut butter is evenly spread and at the same depth covering all of top of the slice of bread. If a little bit of peanut butter gets on the side of the bread I pull it off because I want a perfect peanut butter sandwich but use seeded rye bread because I like the taste of rye bread and I am not or have ever been Jewish.

Well, do you use both hands when eating fried chicken? Also, do you use a straw other than with a milk shake?

I use one hand to eat fried chicken and keep the other hand non-greasy to channel surf with my TV remote.

Very good. Very smart. I'll have to pass that along to my wife.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm very well adjusted. If I was a weaker person, I probably wouldn't be, but I'm very tough mentally.

I guess that means that you never cry when watching sad "heart string pulling" movies? In other words, you realize while watching that it's only a movie and not real life?

What? That doesn't mean you aren't well adjusted! Having feelings doesn't mean you aren't mentally tough. If you knew some of the things that have happened to me during my lifetime, you would know just how mentally tough I am.

 

[Sonny Clark]

... how about you?

Or are you totally normal and well adjusted?

2 + 2 = 4, 4 + 4 = 8, 8 + 8 = 16, 50 cents plus 50 cents equals a dollar
President Obama takes a Michelle every morning, and wipes with a Biden
If a cat has kittens, and a dog has puppies, what do gators have?
When putting butter on toast, make sure that you start in the center and go all the way to the edges.
If John is on a bike, and Ed in a car, how fast is Bill running?

How many have seen a woman carrying a handbag that took twice as much material to make than the cloths she was wearing?

Yes, I'm normal and well adjusted.

I agree, you're normal and well adjusted.

Thank you............. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you'd keep that just between us...... do you think that you could do that for me?

Sure no problem

Well, you do understand how rumor get around and someone always twist things around to mean something else. As long we're the only two that know this, I wont be beat to death in attack threads. Thanks again, much appreciated.

 

[Sonny Clark]

I'm very well adjusted. If I was a weaker person, I probably wouldn't be, but I'm very tough mentally.

I guess that means that you never cry when watching sad "heart string pulling" movies? In other words, you realize while watching that it's only a movie and not real life?

What? That doesn't mean you aren't well adjusted! Having feelings doesn't mean you aren't mentally tough. If you knew some of the things that have happened to me during my lifetime, you would know just how mentally tough I am.

Well, don't take it the wrong way darling, I was just curious as to how mentally tough you are when shit puts a lump in your throat. I'm sure that you've weathered many a storm and climbed many of life's mountains. Now, do you cry during movies? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I realize that it's a personal matter.

 

[ChrisL]

I'm very well adjusted. If I was a weaker person, I probably wouldn't be, but I'm very tough mentally.

I guess that means that you never cry when watching sad "heart string pulling" movies? In other words, you realize while watching that it's only a movie and not real life?

What? That doesn't mean you aren't well adjusted! Having feelings doesn't mean you aren't mentally tough. If you knew some of the things that have happened to me during my lifetime, you would know just how mentally tough I am.

Well, don't take it the wrong way darling, I was just curious as to how mentally tough you are when shit puts a lump in your throat. I'm sure that you've weathered many a storm and climbed many of life's mountains. Now, do you cry during movies? You don't have to answer if you don't want to. I realize that it's a personal matter.

What in the hell does that have to do with anything? That is irrelevant.