if you think of Germany, what comes to your mind?

i then think of ...

  • Luther

  • Gutenberg

  • Goethe

  • Bach

  • Sauerkraut

  • Black Forest Cake

  • world wars

  • Berlin

  • other things or names

  • nothingü


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Are you going to leave DDR?

If you will free Russia from all absurd idiots like you - how many will survive? Nearly all - except the boys and girls you sacrifice on the altar of Putin's criminal and sick superstupidity? About 1 million dead Russian soldiers now who had in average lived another 60 years are 60 million years Russian life. What Putin and his criminals - including you - will have to pay for? Ever tried to ask god what will be the consequences for your own evil deeds?
 
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Dull as dishwater Germans with towels on sun loungers. That's another German stereotype, pretty accurate as well.

Quite a number of years ago in a Spanish resort on holiday, a sign said no towels before a certain time in the morning near the pool. The dull Germans ignored that and draped them over the sun loungers. The staff of the hotel picked them all up and threw them in the pool. Of course the Germans didn't know how to laugh but everyone else did.
 
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Zebra, könntest Du mal diesen Scheißdreck lassen? Hier ist keine Schule. Worte sind nicht nur leere Hülsen - Worte können auch Bedeutungen repäsentieren.
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Zebra, could you cut the bullshit? This is not a school. Words are not just empty shells - words can also represent meanings.
 
Dull as dishwater Germans with towels on sun loungers. That's another German stereotype, pretty accurate as well.

Quite a number of years ago in a Spanish resort on holiday, a sign said no towels before a certain time in the morning near the pool. The dull Germans ignored that and draped them over the sun loungers. The staff of the hotel picked them all up and threw them in the pool. Of course the Germans didn't know how to laugh but everyone else did.

They’d be up at the crack of dawn, before breakfast, bagging the sun loungers with their beach towels.
 
Und heute früh, before breakfast, waltete ich meines Amtes als Heinzelmännchen und hab' etwas von jemandem repariert von dem dieser vielleicht sogar noch gar nicht wusste, dass es defekt gewesen war. Hab allerdings da kein Handtuch liegen lassen. Auch das ist Deutschland. Zumindest so lange ich noch lebe.
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And this morning, vor dem Frühstück, I acted as a brownie and repaired something for someone who perhaps didn't even know it was faulty. But I didn't leave a towel lying around. That's Germany too. At least as long as I'm still alive.
 
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... Oh - and another thing that comes to mind: I heard the following story from a Frenchman who told a German who only ever spoke badly about the Germans. He said: You Germans weren't so bad. Once, during the German occupation, a German soldier had confiscated his father's motorcycle. He had been pretty upset because it had been his family's only means of motorized transportation. The next day, he got it back: cleanly washed, filled up to the brim with gas and all the small defects it had had before had been repaired. Also such things did happen.
 

if you think of Germany, what comes to your mind?​


Definitely not a zebra :biggrin:
 
You're the one who has a problem with Zebra, not me.

I do not understand what he is doing. Thought he is a German - but now it looks like to me he is none. No German would say "Gutes Brot". This makes not any sense in German.

Did you expect everyone would give you a thumbs up for it? STFU.

The Romans - also ancestors from me - never gave a "thumbs up" or a "thumbs down". That's an invention of Hollywood. And emojis are a Japanese invention. As far as I know is to "thumb down" someone else also not a main aspect of emojis.
 
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