inappropriate use of work computer
I’m shocked!
So, you found a place that let you screw around on the computer on their dime but that job’s gone away, so what are the odds by now the city’s relaxed their stringent rules regarding computer use, huh?
I had my own office which is the main reason I got in trouble
Were you jerking off?
no idiot. i was just making a sexual joke
To someone in the privacy of your office, presumably a woman, who then ratted you out, got you fired, and ended up on your dumb ***** list I’m guessing. Anyway, since then you only trust yourself in a bullpen environment where lack of privacy will help you constrict your behavior, which I wouldn’t bother to highlight on you curriculum vitae.