If the devil whispered to Eve today...

[Woodznutz]

...it would say, "G-o t-o c-o-l-l-e-g-e".

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

...it would say, "G-o t-o c-o-l-l-e-g-e".

College Is Where the Fruit of the Book of Knowledge Is Forbidden

 

[SaxonJackson]

If the devil whispered to Eve today...​

1) "You are Adam's equal."
2) "If you don't want to give birth to Cain & Abel you can visit Planned Parenthood."
3) "Oppose the Patriarchy."
4) "Tell Adam to make his own 'fruit' salads and wash his own fig leaves."
5) "The serpent class is good and our 'greatest ally'."

 

[Anathema]

The Devil doesn’t have to whisper those things into Eves ear these days because society doesn’t at every turn. It’s literally y impossible to avoid the feminist, anti-traditional, anti-feminine messaging these days. It’s disgusting.

This use why I’m so happy that my brother and his wife homeschool their eight kids… including four girls.

 

[1srelluc]

LOL.....These days he could end up whispering to an Evan instead.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

LOL.....These days he could end up whispering to an Evan instead.

Gayist Genesis


Experimenting out of boredom, Adam got hooked on Steve and quit having sex with Eve. That made her hysterically horny.

She started imagining phallic symbols everywhere, even of a snake, who told her the that the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge was an aphrodisiac and would make Adam permanently Straight.

It worked, and Steve had to leave the Garden of Eden to join the Democratic Party (Free Anal Grooming Available) and get his rights back.