if liberals ran best buy like they want to run america

[lieberalism]

(immigration) everyone who is in the store without money can take whatever they want for free. dont worry, the people outside wont come inside if they hear there is free stuff, even though the door is unguarded.

(terrorism) the arab on the sound system yelling death to the other people is misunderstood. he probably is upset because the clerk wont sell him anything. we need to understand that it is our fault he hates us, and give him a bunch of free stuff to appease him.

(gay marriage)selling any electronics that have a plug that goes into a wall socket is homophobia. the plug should be able to go into another plug. the two plugs should have all of the same rights as the plugs that go into wall sockets. it is wrong to discriminate from plugs that like other plugs, even if they dont work.

(bush) if you buy anything and it breaks, whatever the reason, bring it back for a full refund and we will send a letter to george bush complaining about why he broke it.

 

[JeffWartman]

selling any electronics that have a plug that goes into a wall socket is homophobia.

I think you're a lunatic but that line made me die laughing out loud.

 

[lieberalism]

but will you laugh when nancy pelousy makes this law?