Zone1 If Jesus Was A Jew

And what about people who claim to have had close encounters with aliens? What are we to think about that?
Ahem. Excuse me! Pssst! Listen up! I will let you in on a little secret.

Your entire religion is based on the testimony of "crazy people" who reported encounters with "otherworldly beings" who brought news of God and instructions from God into this world.

Is this something that you didn't already know? And I really thought you were a believer!:auiqs.jpg:
 
But I'm not surprised you are trying to crawfish away from your alien encounter in post #1680.
Does this sound like I'm crawfishing away from something? Damn. What loser! Post #1698;

"I'm sure there was a time when people thought that flying was impossible. But I can tell you this, zooming out of this solar system through space and time and popping into another instantly and coming back instantly is a trip! No billion dollar rockets exploding on the launchpad are required.

I can tell you how to prepare your mind to create its own vehicle to meet them if you want. Its easy

I just can't say whether they will like you or not. I suppose it will depend on whats in your baggage


Do not try this at home ding. Unless you want to be unceremoniously probed. They won't like you

Sincerely,

Secular Jesus,

aka, angry gay Jewish man, aka, religious nutjob trying to subvert Christianity by telling the truth.
 
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Well... no. It's based upon ancient allegorical accounts that were passed down from generation to generation through storytelling.
Sure, the guys who witnessed the Big Bang passed down what they saw through storytelling. :auiqs.jpg:
Do you not even have an inkling how absurd and irrational that "belief" is? No? Not a clue? Damn.

Yo! Commie!

Right there is proof of Divine condemnation. Evidence that the Law of God remains in effect and in full force right now "There are dead people everywhere. Walking around like regular people. They can't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know that they're dead."
 
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Could be. lol.. although obviously they were not the first human beings because when the children of Adam and Eve wanted to find a mate THEY WENT TO A CITY.


You need to read more carefully. Some guy came to her window in the middle of the night claiming to be the angel Gabriel and told her that she, a 14 year old virgin, was chosen to give birth to the messiah.

When her parents saw she was pregnant they asked, "what man did this?" and she replied, "it wasn't a man. It was an angel!" Can you imagine the look on her parents faces when she said this?

Anyway, there there are two possibilities. It was either a temple priest who took on the name of angels and saw it as a religious duty to pass on their holy seed or it was a roman centurion, a nightwatchman who took advantage of a gullible young girl. It certainly wasn't an invisible trinity.
Like many other accidentally pregnant 14 y.o. girls, she got pregnant off of a toilet seat.
 
Ahem. Excuse me! Pssst! Listen up! I will let you in on a little secret.

Your entire religion is based on the testimony of "crazy people" who reported encounters with "otherworldly beings" who brought news of God and instructions from God into this world.

Is this something that you didn't already know? And I really thought you were a believer!:auiqs.jpg:
Judeo-Christianity is based upon ancient allegorical accounts that were passed down from generation to generation through storytelling.

Your crackpot theory is based upon aliens who you claim to have met. So you are not only just a religious nutjob, you are a batshit crazy religious nutjob.
 
Does this sound like I'm crawfishing away from something? Damn. What loser! Post #1698;

"I'm sure there was a time when people thought that flying was impossible. But I can tell you this, zooming out of this solar system through space and time and popping into another instantly and coming back instantly is a trip! No billion dollar rockets exploding on the launchpad are required.

I can tell you how to prepare your mind to create its own vehicle to meet them if you want. Its easy

I just can't say whether they will like you or not. I suppose it will depend on whats in your baggage


Do not try this at home ding. Unless you want to be unceremoniously probed. They won't like you

Sincerely,

Secular Jesus,

aka, angry gay Jewish man, aka, religious nutjob trying to subvert Christianity by telling the truth.
Yes, it does sound like you are trying to crawfish away from it, but we both know you really do believe aliens did it.
 
Sure, the guys who witnessed the Big Bang passed down what they saw through storytelling. :auiqs.jpg:
Do you not even have an inkling how absurd and irrational that "belief" is? No? Not a clue? Damn.

Yo! Commie!

Right there is proof of Divine condemnation. Evidence that the Law of God remains in effect and in full force right now "There are dead people everywhere. Walking around like regular people. They can't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know that they're dead."
No one except God witnessed the big bang, least of all your fake alien friends. That ancient man knew 6,000 years before science that the universe was created from nothing and evolved until beings that know and created arose, ought to give your atheism pause for concern.
 
Judeo-Christianity is based upon ancient allegorical accounts that were passed down from generation to generation through storytelling.

Your crackpot theory is based upon aliens......
Crackpot? Yeah yeah yeah, thats what they all say. Here is some more nutjob story telling for ya. Apparently Ezekiel was a nutjob too, subverting Christianity way before Christianity existed. :eusa_think:


I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was human, but each of them had four faces and four wings. Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. Under their wings on their four sides they had human hands. All four of them had faces and wings, and the wings of one touched the wings of another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved. Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a human being, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. Such were their faces. They each had two wingsspreading out upward, each wing touching that of the creature on either side; and each had two other wings covering its body. Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning. As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like topaz, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not change direction as the creatures went. Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes (colors) all around. When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. Spread out above the heads of the living creatures was what looked something like a vault, sparkling like crystal, and awesome. Under the vault their wings were stretched out one toward the other, and each had two wings covering its body. When the creatures moved, I heard the sound of their wings, like the roar of rushing waters, like the voice of the Almighty, like the tumult of an army. When they stood still, they lowered their wings. Then there came a voice from above the vault over their heads as they stood with lowered wings. Above the vault over their heads was what looked like a throne of lapis lazuli, and high above on the throne was a figure like that of a man. I saw that from what appeared to be his waist up he looked like glowing metal, as if full of fire, and that from there down he looked like fire; and brilliant light surrounded him. Like the appearance of a rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, so was the radiance around him. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the Lord. When I saw it, I fell facedown, and I heard the voice of one speaking. Ezekiel 1: 4-28


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Crackpot? Yeah yeah yeah, thats what they all say. Here is some more nutjob story telling for ya. Apparently Ezekiel was a nutjob too, subverting Christianity way before Christianity existed. :eusa_think:


I looked, and I saw a windstorm coming out of the north—an immense cloud with flashing lightning and surrounded by brilliant light. The center of the fire looked like glowing metal, and in the fire was what looked like four living creatures. In appearance their form was human, but each of them had four faces and four wings. Their legs were straight; their feet were like those of a calf and gleamed like burnished bronze. Under their wings on their four sides they had human hands. All four of them had faces and wings, and the wings of one touched the wings of another. Each one went straight ahead; they did not turn as they moved. Their faces looked like this: Each of the four had the face of a human being, and on the right side each had the face of a lion, and on the left the face of an ox; each also had the face of an eagle. Such were their faces. They each had two wingsspreading out upward, each wing touching that of the creature on either side; and each had two other wings covering its body. Each one went straight ahead. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, without turning as they went. The appearance of the living creatures was like burning coals of fire or like torches. Fire moved back and forth among the creatures; it was bright, and lightning flashed out of it. The creatures sped back and forth like flashes of lightning. As I looked at the living creatures, I saw a wheel on the ground beside each creature with its four faces. This was the appearance and structure of the wheels: They sparkled like topaz, and all four looked alike. Each appeared to be made like a wheel intersecting a wheel. As they moved, they would go in any one of the four directions the creatures faced; the wheels did not change direction as the creatures went. Their rims were high and awesome, and all four rims were full of eyes (colors) all around. When the living creatures moved, the wheels beside them moved; and when the living creatures rose from the ground, the wheels also rose. Wherever the spirit would go, they would go, and the wheels would rise along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. When the creatures moved, they also moved; when the creatures stood still, they also stood still; and when the creatures rose from the ground, the wheels rose along with them, because the spirit of the living creatures was in the wheels. Spread out above the heads of the living creatures was what looked something like a vault, sparkling like crystal, and awesome. Under the vault their wings were stretched out one toward the other, and each had two wings covering its body. When the creatures moved, I heard the sound of their wings, like the roar of rushing waters, like the voice of the Almighty, like the tumult of an army. When they stood still, they lowered their wings. Then there came a voice from above the vault over their heads as they stood with lowered wings. Above the vault over their heads was what looked like a throne of lapis lazuli, and high above on the throne was a figure like that of a man. I saw that from what appeared to be his waist up he looked like glowing metal, as if full of fire, and that from there down he looked like fire; and brilliant light surrounded him. Like the appearance of a rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, so was the radiance around him. This was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the Lord. When I saw it, I fell facedown, and I heard the voice of one speaking. Ezekiel 1: 4-28


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You are 100% a crackpot and have turned your crackpottery into religious nutjob fanaticism.

And you still can't say what created the universe because it sure wasn't your aliens.
 
And you still can't say what created the universe because it sure wasn't your aliens.
Maybe you weren't paying attention. I will tell you once again. The story in Genesis about the creation of heaven and earth was never about the creation of the universe. Should I say it again?

What you deride as aliens are what the prophets described as angels or otherworldly creatures.

Then I looked and saw what looked like a man. He seemed to be all fire from the waist down and to shine and glitter like brass from the waist up. He stretched out what seemed like a hand.

Ezekiel 8:3

Seemed like a hand.


 
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Maybe you weren't paying attention. I will tell you once again. The story in Genesis about the creation of heaven and earth was never about the creation of the universe. Should I say it again?

What you deride as aliens are what the prophets described as angels or otherworldly creatures.

Then I looked and saw what looked like a man. He seemed to be all fire from the waist down and to shine and glitter like brass from the waist up. He stretched out what seemed like a hand.....

Seemed like a hand.
Ezekiel 8:3


I was paying attention. I'm not buying your bullshit interpretation. And you still can't say what created the universe, so I win.
 
What you deride as aliens are what the prophets described as angels or otherworldly creatures.
Incorrect. That was all you that played the alien card.

What created the universe? Aliens?
 
I was paying attention. I'm not buying your bullshit interpretation. And you still can't say what created the universe, so I win.
Yeah sure you're a real winner! Congratulations!

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Incorrect. That was all you that played the alien card.
No, I just said something very simple.

What people now call "Aliens" are what the prophets called "Otherworldly beings".

Whats the difference?

Take your time.....

What created the universe? Aliens?
Ask a scientist. Genesis is not about the beginning of the universe. The "creation of heaven and earth" in Genesis is a story about an extraterrestrial intervention in human history. By definition.

Divine Law came down from God through Moses as "a light to the nations". Instruction for bipeds on how to stand guard over the sanctity of your own mind to remain sane on this planet teeming with strange creatures, this world that was without shape or form (lawless) and void (pointless) and darkness (ignorance) covered the face of the deep (the unknown) for several billions of years

"God is not a man, so he does not lie; he is NOT HUMAN so he does not change his mind."
 
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No, I just said something very simple.

What people now call "Aliens" are what the prophets called "Otherworldly beings".

Whats the difference?

Take your time.....


Ask a scientist. Genesis is not about the beginning of the universe. The "creation of heaven and earth" in Genesis is a story about an extraterrestrial intervention in human history. By definition.

Divine Law came down from God through Moses as "a light to the nations". Instruction for bipeds on how to stand guard over the sanctity of your own mind to remain sane on this planet teeming with strange creatures, this world that was without shape or form (lawless) and void (pointless) and darkness (ignorance) covered the face of the deep (the unknown) for several billions of years

"God is not a man, so he does not lie; he is NOT HUMAN so he does not change his mind."
Crawfishing away just as predicted.

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No, I just said something very simple.

What people now call "Aliens" are what the prophets called "Otherworldly beings".

Whats the difference?

Take your time.....


Ask a scientist. Genesis is not about the beginning of the universe. The "creation of heaven and earth" in Genesis is a story about an extraterrestrial intervention in human history. By definition.

Divine Law came down from God through Moses as "a light to the nations". Instruction for bipeds on how to stand guard over the sanctity of your own mind to remain sane on this planet teeming with strange creatures, this world that was without shape or form (lawless) and void (pointless) and darkness (ignorance) covered the face of the deep (the unknown) for several billions of years

"God is not a man, so he does not lie; he is NOT HUMAN so he does not change his mind."
And yet you remain silent on what made the universe pop into existence because you don't dare credit God.
 
Crawfishing away just as predicted.
I made a simple point. What people call aliens now are what prophets called otherworldly beings. Is this too hard for you to grasp? You didn't agree or disagree. Do you think claiming victory, lol, and accusing me of what you're doing 'crawfishing away' is going to hide your shame? Dream on!

I heard that neural function decreases with lack of sleep. Maybe you should take a nap.

You claimed to be a winner, lol, but you only succeeded in making yourself look like a fool.

Do you want to try again? Aliens, otherworldly beings, whats the difference?

Take your time.....
 
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I made a simple point. What people call aliens now are what prophets called otherworldly beings. Is this too hard for you to grasp? You didn't agree or disagree. Do you think claiming victory, lol, and accusing me of what you're doing 'crawfishing away' is going to hide your shame? Dream on!

I heard that neural function decreases with lack of sleep. Maybe you should take a nap.

You claim to be a winner, lol, but you just look like a fool.
Fools, crackpots and religious nutjobs say things like this.

all of Israel will be saved.
I bear the great seal of the living God. Prophecy fulfilled.
every time you defy the law of my God
I can't see the good in doing what has been forbidden by my God.
you act like you can escape the hand of my God in this world or the next
You brazenly defy the Law that prohibits idolatry...
You are already dead, in hell, and well along the way that leads to endless destruction.
I always do exactly as God commands. I am keystone in the Yahad of God; the habitation of light. No one else in heaven, on earth, or under the earth, can do what I have already done...
You are in hell under the dominion, care, of a spirit of perversity.
You have sold your soul for the satanic lie, a promise that you will receive eternal life when you die physically after living for your entire life like a schnook by doing exactly what the Bible teaches results in death hell and ultimately destruction.
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You have set aside the Law of God...
you are an idolator...
I am creating a new heaven and a new earth in full view of all believers and unbelievers alike
I met them. They are not human but they liked me enough to let me fly one of their craft all over the universe. The next day on the front page of the newspaper were reports of a UFO over my city.
I can tell you this, zooming out of this solar system through space and time and popping into another instantly and coming back instantly is a trip!
 
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