Ice Cream Shortage Looms?

[HenryBHough]

It's summertime.

It's hot.

Maybe if government handed out free ice cream it would cool tempers?

But in liberal-land there is fear.

In liberal-land there is consternation.

In liberal-land there is tearful panic!

Because somebody spread a rumor that, in January, Obama will no longer be president.

And that means all the chocolate ice cream will vanish!

And no matter who wins, all you're gonna get is:

In fact, yo gonna be wiffout that lip-smackin' stuff you so loves for 'bout 150 years!

Lick it up while it lasts!

 

[OldLady]

Phew! I thought you meant there was really gonna be an ice cream shortage. Getting my heart out of my throat now.

 

[irosie91]

I will vote for any candidate who promises a GALLON OF ICE
CREAM IN EVERY FREEZER--------or two----flavor of choice---
not artificial BULK agents-----or artificial flavorings

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

The only thing the Democrats promise is "a hand in every pocket."