Zone1 I went to Wal Mart (should be a forum just on Wal Mart) to get toothpaste and bird seed

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and in the foo foo aisle there was a woman opening every bottle of shampoo, perfume, and deodorant and sniffing it and putting some on various parts of her generous body. She was there about 30 minutes and had to have opened up 30 items and put them back. It was the I realized my life wasn't so boring as it could be.
 
and in the foo foo aisle there was a woman opening every bottle of shampoo, perfume, and deodorant and sniffing it and putting some on various parts of her generous body. She was there about 30 minutes and had to have opened up 30 items and put them back. It was the I realized my life wasn't so boring as it could be.
People are insane.
 
I've gone to WalMart SuperCenter stores since 2009 (when I discovered they had food).

No cards, never a wrong price, less tags crowding confusing shelfs, price you see is what you pay, help is smiling laughing, shopper chicks are hot! Big parking lots, new carts all the time, auto batteries warrant honored no questions asked, self checkout is great, returns? Rare but easy...on & on.

A little tired now of "enter phone number" ARG! Can't get out of bed w/o a gosh darn phone number anymore!!!!!! I hate it.
 
and in the foo foo aisle there was a woman opening every bottle of shampoo, perfume, and deodorant and sniffing it and putting some on various parts of her generous body. She was there about 30 minutes and had to have opened up 30 items and put them back. It was the I realized my life wasn't so boring as it could be.
I avoid walmart like the plague.
 
Coulda been worse.


She could have been in the pharmacy section sampling suppositories.
 
Buying birdseed at Walmart? Don't you have some sort of "Farmer John" store or co-op near you?

LOL....I spent $137.00 for a season's worth of wild bird feed, black sunflower oil seed, and suet cakes (and a bag of whole corn) at the old Southern States store this past Friday.

It will get me through till when the Grackles return in the Spring.

I noted that whole corn has really come down from the last time I bought a bag.

That said I noted that feed peanuts (in the shell) were stupidly priced....I guess the Jays will go without this year.....My bird "welfare" only goes so far. ;)
 
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I have never set foot in a Walmart. And I never will.

I've noticed that a lot more people walk into a local Walmart than walk out. And they have really cheap meat. That's a bit suspicious.
 
The last time I went into a Walmart was when I bought this laptop I'm pecking on now.

Belay that, I did go there to replace a toaster and air fryer that was destroyed in the kitchen fire I had.

BTW....The automotive entrance is your friend. ;)
 
I have never set foot in a Walmart. And I never will.

I've noticed that a lot more people walk into a local Walmart than walk out. And they have really cheap meat. That's a bit suspicious.
Can you virtue signal any harder?
 
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