I went to Canada and I wasn't very impressed.

[Blackrook]

It seemed like it wasn't all that different from America, except that they used colorful money with the Queen on it, and they had a dish of french fries covered with gravy, which was literally in every restaurant, including McDonalds.

Also, their drinking age is 18, so my son got some beers.

 

[Oddball]

 

[Blackrook]

"But we have free health care!"

That's all Canadians say when they're on the internet, as if that's an excuse for being a very boring country where nothing important happens.

 

[JoeMoma]

Canada needs to step it up and impress Blackrook!

 

[Blackrook]

Canada needs to step it up and impress Blackrook!

I agree. Maybe they should invent something, instead of forcing Americans to invent everything.

 

[JoeMoma]

Canada needs to step it up and impress Blackrook!

I agree. Maybe they should invent something, instead of forcing Americans to invent everything.

 

[Yarddog]

It seemed like it wasn't all that different from America, except that they used colorful money with the Queen on it, and they had a dish of french fries covered with gravy, which was literally in every restaurant, including McDonalds.

Also, their drinking age is 18, so my son got some beers.

Did you at least get an O' Canada tee shirt?

 

[candycorn]

I read the OP. Not impressive.

 

[Yarddog]

It seemed like it wasn't all that different from America, except that they used colorful money with the Queen on it, and they had a dish of french fries covered with gravy, which was literally in every restaurant, including McDonalds.

Also, their drinking age is 18, so my son got some beers.

No hockey game? no Rush concert?

 

[Wyatt earp]

It seemed like it wasn't all that different from America, except that they used colorful money with the Queen on it, and they had a dish of french fries covered with gravy, which was literally in every restaurant, including McDonalds.

Also, their drinking age is 18, so my son got some beers.

No hockey game? no Rush concert?

He was to busy at a Bryan Adams concert.


Lol.

 

[tinydancer]

"But we have free health care!"

That's all Canadians say when they're on the internet, as if that's an excuse for being a very boring country where nothing important happens.

And they're lying their asses off about free health care. I'm dual but living in western Canada now and I can tell you health care isn't free. We're taxed to death and the system sucks. The wait times are outrageous. A great example of how bad it is my funeral home in rural Manitoba is closer than any hospital . Doesn't give me a warm and fuzzy.

 

[Yarddog]

"But we have free health care!"

That's all Canadians say when they're on the internet, as if that's an excuse for being a very boring country where nothing important happens.

And they're lying their asses off about free health care. I'm dual but living in western Canada now and I can tell you health care isn't free. We're taxed to death and the system sucks. The wait times are outrageous. A great example of how bad it is my funeral home in rural Manitoba is closer than any hospital . Doesn't give me a warm and fuzzy.

 

[fncceo]

'Free Health Care'

Worth every penny.

 

[tinydancer]

Canada needs to step it up and impress Blackrook!

I agree. Maybe they should invent something, instead of forcing Americans to invent everything.

Ok. Sorries about Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, but they're not all bad up here.

1. Insulin
2. Light bulb
3. Five-pin bowling
4. Wonderbra
5. Artificial pacemaker
6. Robertson screw
7. Zipper
8. Electric Wheelchair
9. Poutine
10. Cobalt-60 “Bomb” Cancer Treatment
11. Java programming language
12. Bloody Caesar
13. Canadarm
14. Standard time
15. Electron microscope
16. Snowmobiling
17. BlackBerry

1. Radio Voice Transmission
2. Birch-Bark Canoe
3. Basketball
4. Retractable Beer Carton Handle
5. UV Degradable Plastics
6. Instant Replay
7. Goalie mask
8. Marquis Wheat
9. Pablum
10. Lacrosse
11. Electric Oven
12. Steam Fog Horn
13. Walkie-Talkie
14. Alkaline battery
15. Paint roller
16. Electronic Music Synthesizer
17. Weevac 6
18. Green Garbage Bag

1. Snowblower
2. Self-Propelled Combine Harvester
3. Instant mashed potatoes
4. Explosives Vapour Detector
5. Marine Screw Propeller
6. Plexiglas
7. Key Frame Animation
8. CPR Mannequin (Actar 911)
9. G-Suit
10. Ardox Spiral Nail
11. Automatic Lubricating Cup
12. Crash-Position Indicator
13. Caulking gun
14. Separable Baggage Check
15. Hawaiian Pizza
16. Superman

AND

 

[Blackrook]

I once talked to a private detective in Canada, and he told me that a teenage girl had massacred her entire family.

I said, no way, if that happened I'd of heard about it.

He said, in Canada, when a perpetrator is under-aged, the media is not permitted to report the story.

So Canada has really strict censorship, so maybe that's why we don't hear about bad crimes committed there.

 

[fncceo]

Canada needs to step it up and impress Blackrook!

I agree. Maybe they should invent something, instead of forcing Americans to invent everything.

Ok. Sorries about Justin Bieber and Celine Dion, but they're not all bad up here.

1. Insulin
2. Light bulb
3. Five-pin bowling
4. Wonderbra
5. Artificial pacemaker
6. Robertson screw
7. Zipper
8. Electric Wheelchair
9. Poutine
10. Cobalt-60 “Bomb” Cancer Treatment
11. Java programming language
12. Bloody Caesar
13. Canadarm
14. Standard time
15. Electron microscope
16. Snowmobiling
17. BlackBerry

1. Radio Voice Transmission
2. Birch-Bark Canoe
3. Basketball
4. Retractable Beer Carton Handle
5. UV Degradable Plastics
6. Instant Replay
7. Goalie mask
8. Marquis Wheat
9. Pablum
10. Lacrosse
11. Electric Oven
12. Steam Fog Horn
13. Walkie-Talkie
14. Alkaline battery
15. Paint roller
16. Electronic Music Synthesizer
17. Weevac 6
18. Green Garbage Bag

1. Snowblower
2. Self-Propelled Combine Harvester
3. Instant mashed potatoes
4. Explosives Vapour Detector
5. Marine Screw Propeller
6. Plexiglas
7. Key Frame Animation
8. CPR Mannequin (Actar 911)
9. G-Suit
10. Ardox Spiral Nail
11. Automatic Lubricating Cup
12. Crash-Position Indicator
13. Caulking gun
14. Separable Baggage Check
15. Hawaiian Pizza
16. Superman

AND

There are more than a couple things on that list that are good cause to go to war with Canada (I'm looking at you, Hawaiian Pizza).

 

[Yarddog]

I once talked to a private detective in Canada, and he told me that a teenage girl had massacred her entire family.

I said, no way, if that happened I'd of heard about it.

He said, in Canada, when a perpetrator is under-aged, the media is not permitted to report the story.

So Canada has really strict censorship, so maybe that's why we don't hear about bad crimes committed there.

We dont hear about em because they use the wood chippers

 

[Scamp]

They have 2 seasons... July and Winter.

 

[tinydancer]

They have 2 seasons... July and Winter.

We look it as "10 months of winter, two months of bad skating".

:

It's snowing this morning. No guff.

 

[Hellbilly]

It seemed like it wasn't all that different from America, except that they used colorful money with the Queen on it, and they had a dish of french fries covered with gravy, which was literally in every restaurant, including McDonalds.

Also, their drinking age is 18, so my son got some beers.

Poutine. It's called poutine and its awesome.

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