I was at the doctor today, and they gave me an "advance directive" form to complete

[Polishprince]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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[LibertyWeeps]

Hell, if I had my choice of where, I'd be in the middle of the dancefloor at a nightclub thats playing all my favorite songs.

 

[sparky]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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Go on your own terms, not theirs PP.......~S~

 

[1srelluc]

What it really said was "in a home".

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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I don't want to die at home. Then some poor bastard has to come haul me off.

My father died sitting in our living room and I still can't get that thought out of my head. My mother died in the nursing home the very same day I put her there. No bad memories for me as I never went back.

 

[Seymour Flops]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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I like your thinking.

Mrs. Flops' only imperfection is that she will gasp as I'm driving or yell "Seymour!" if I don't slow down for a car in front of us early enough to suit her. So, I figure sooner or later she will distract me one time too many and we'll go together in fiery crash.

Fine with me. I once saw an old man in an assisted living/skilled nursing facility. He was so fat that they sewed handles to his pants to better keep them up while they got him in an out of his wheelchair.

Nah.

Blaze of glory for me.

I sure don't want to be helped into a suicide machine because that is the treatment the government plan calls for.

 

[Crepitus]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

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Yikes!

Do they know something you don't?

 

[sparky]

We were called to an unresponsive elderly male........sitting in his easy chair.....elbow on arm, fist on chin,,,,eyes closed......while the two of us tried to assess a non existent carodial , the TV blasted 'DAILY DOUBLE".......we looked at each other w./out words........

~S~

 

[CrusaderFrank]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

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on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout. LOL OMGGGGG

 

[White 6]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

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Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

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Might depend on the nursing staff and level of service.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Might depend on the nursing staff and level of service.
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Stop posting screen shots from your porn videos!

 

[sparky]

Might depend on the nursing staff and level of service.
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lol...... so much for the AED W6!!!!

~S~

 

[White 6]

Stop posting screen shots from your porn videos!

Not a video, just a search for "sexy nurse", with "Safe Search" set to moderate. Calm yourself, prude. Not a dirty picture.

 

[sparky]

Stop posting screen shots from your porn videos!

.....admit it Admral.........that would make a dead man twitch a tad......~S~

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

Not a video, just a search for "sexy nurse", with "Safe Search" set to moderate. Calm yourself, prude. Not a dirty picture.

Just looked like something you would watch, you old ground pounder you!

 

[sparky]

Not a video, just a search for "sexy nurse", with "Safe Search" set to moderate. Calm yourself, prude. Not a dirty picture.

doesn't make you a bad man W6.....fact is who of us old f*cks wouldn't want to end up in the old folks home with THAT for company...... ~S~

 

[Concerned American]

What it really said was "in a home".

Does a cat house qualify?

 

[sparky]

Just looked like something you would watch, you old ground pounder you!

you'd drink her bathwater Admiral......~S~

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

.....admit it Admral.........that would make a dead man twitch a tad......~S~

I spent 3 months in hospital 2 years back. I had nurses that could walk in the room and bring back the dead! It was also a university hospital filled with nursing students and doctors.

 

[mudwhistle]

Does a cat house qualify?

Dying while getting a BJ is the only way to go.