I was at the doctor today, and they gave me an "advance directive" form to complete

[MarathonMike]

Might depend on the nursing staff and level of service.
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That would be cruel and unusual punishment for a dying old fart.

 

[Rambunctious]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

Free Advance Directive Form | Health Care Directive | Lawdistrict

Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

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SOP... standard operating procedure at any doctor... but you can decline... I did not decline and I recommend everyone to have one...

 

[Darkwind]

.....admit it Admral.........that would make a dead man twitch a tad......~S~

Kind of puts the spring back, yeah?

 

[0311]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

Free Advance Directive Form | Health Care Directive | Lawdistrict

Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

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I have a DNR. It is smart move if you have one.

 

[White 6]

Just looked like something you would watch, you old ground pounder you!

When I was a spec 4, I drove for the Platoon Sgt or 1st Section ldr. Plt Sgt kept and carried playboy mags along with references, batteries, map felt tips, etc in the console box he had me build and paint OD Green for our Jeep. He kept his playboy there, so his wife would not see it. It was a different time, long time ago.

 

[Admiral Rockwell Tory]

When I was a spec 4, I drove for the Platoon Sgt or 1st Section ldr. Plt Sgt kept and carried playboy mags along with references, batteries, map felt tips, etc in the console box he had me build and paint OD Green for our Jeep. He kept his playboy there, so his wife would not see it. It was a different time, long time ago.

Thanks for that one! I drove all of time when I was a LTjg. Except I was driving a cruiser around the ocean! I did physically drive a submarine for 3 months. No porn in the glove box on either one! No glove box in fact!

 

[JWBooth]

What a mess. They ask questions like "if you were dying, would you prefer to croak at home or in the hospital"

No space for my answer which is on the floor of some rum joint while engaging in a shootout.

Crazy shit, who would want to kick it in some hospital room or home

Free Advance Directive Form | Health Care Directive | Lawdistrict

Free printable Advance Directive form and template. An Advance Directive allows you to stay in control of healthcare decisions even if you are incapacitated.

www.lawdistrict.com

I’ve always liked Tyrion Lannister’s response in Game of Thrones.
“In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty.”

 

[initforme]

Dying while at work would be the absolute worst ending....ever. imagine being in a suit and tie. Wow just awful. Pitiful.