I want world peace.

[eagleseven]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

 

[xsited1]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

You also need to be an elitist marxist pinko commie bastard.

 

[Modbert]

In the mail..IF you make monthly payments of $19.99! Send your money NOW!

 

[eagleseven]

In the mail..IF you make monthly payments of $19.99! Send your money NOW!

Where do I sign?

 

[Modbert]

Where do I sign?

Dotted line. Don't bother reading the contract. We both know that's only a waste of time.

 

[alan1]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

I want a cure for cancer.

Where's my Nobel Prize for Medicine?

 

[Si modo]

I thought you had to hope for whirled peas?

I'm so confused. Is this good? Is it bad? Does it matter?






All I know is it's a case of irony unlike I've seen in a long time.

 

[eagleseven]

I thought you had to hope for whirled peas?

I'm so confused. Is this good? Is it bad? Does it matter?

One whirled peas, comin up!

 

[Modbert]

I want a cure for cancer.

Where's my Nobel Prize for Medicine?

Sorry, Obama gets that one too for curing the sick with his "Messiah like powers"

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

If you want world peace, get a universal remote that doesn't need batteries.

 

[dilloduck]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

I want a cure for cancer.

Where's my Nobel Prize for Medicine?

If they had given me the Nobel Prize for economics I coulda paid you to cure cancer but did I get it ???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Setarcos]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Kill all things and you'll have your peace

 

[alan1]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

I want a cure for cancer.

Where's my Nobel Prize for Medicine?

If they had given me the Nobel Prize for economics I coulda paid you to cure cancer but did I get it ???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Isn't wanting it good enough?
What if I give a good speech about it?
Will that help?

 

[dilloduck]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Kill all things and you'll have your peace

You mean giving Obama the prize won't do it ????? Norway will be so fucking disappointed.

 

[Setarcos]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Kill all things and you'll have your peace

You mean giving Obama the prize won't do it ????? Norway will be so fucking disappointed.

Are they the ones behind this absurdity?

 

[dilloduck]

Kill all things and you'll have your peace

You mean giving Obama the prize won't do it ????? Norway will be so fucking disappointed.

Are they the ones behind this absurdity?

The Audacity of the Nobel Committee - World Watch - CBS News

 

[JW Frogen]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

Kill all things and you'll have your peace

"Men are born for games . . . Games of chance require a wager to have meaning at all. Games of sport involve the skill and strength of the opponents and the humiliation of defeat and the pride of victory are in themselves sufficient stake because they inhere in the worth of the principals and define them. But trial of chance or trial of worth all games aspire to the condition of war for here that which is wagered swallows up game, player, all."

The Judge, Blood Meridian

 

[Zander]

I just bought a box of Cracker Jack and I won a Nobel Peace prize!!!!

 

[Vel]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

sorry.. didn't read the whole thread

 

[Old Rocks]

Where's my Nobel Prize?

You also need to be an elitist marxist pinko commie bastard.

Wah, wah, waaaaaaaaaahaaaa..............