Has your dog been elected to Congress? I think what you meant to say was your dog is smarter than you. I personally have no doubt.
Nah, I'm pretty sure it meant what it said, but don't take it too hard, you're pretty good at creative write.
As far as Congress goes, my dog has enough sense it doesn't want to be anywhere near the assclowns in Congress, and doesn't like fleas.
Shoot, he Capital Police would have to put her down the first day they were in session.
She's just patriotic enough, she'd walk in there and start tearing that ass up..
Yeah, I am a bit more into the sciences than she is, but you're welcome to drop by the house and we can test the theory.
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