I noticed every time someone knocks on my door I have a PANIC ATTACK

[1srelluc]

well one night i had a knock at 3am and it was someone telling me my TV was too loud

So you are a inconsiderate neighbor too.....Yeah, seek help.

 

[fbj]

So you are a inconsiderate neighbor too.....Yeah, seek help.

I was unaware and now turn it down after 11pm

 

[ozro]

You know, some of those mail carriers are pretty scary.....

 

[Esdraelon]

Just as well, you seem a bit "off-kilter". Perhaps an appointment with a mental health professional is what will do the trick for you.

Oh.....Don't let them talk you into a sex-change operation though.

And no matter what else you try, NEVER stop sniffing glue.

 

[NewsVine_Mariyam]

I live in a apt building

There are cameras you can use at an apartment complex and brackets for you to secure it without drilling holes in management's property.

 

[okfine]

What happens to you when you have a panic attack?

He takes another hit off the glass pipe.

 

[Vastator]

How did the mail lady know your package was a laptop? Sounds suss to me...

 

[Crepitus]

Here is the reason why

My family lives nowhere near me
I am single and have no female friends
Im not expecting anyone
None of my male friends know where I live


So you can see how I would panic if I am hearing a knock on my door. My first thought is its some type of emergency because who else could it be? Well I heard a knock on my door earlier this evening and screamed "WHO IS IT????? It was the mail lady letting me know my laptop arrived and she didnt want to leave it in the apt lobby with all the other packages. She told me she would going to keep it in her truck until she saw me not know on my door when I am relaxing at 645 in the evening lol So do u see how its easy for me to panic when I hear a knock?

Where do you live? Beirut?

 

[Crepitus]

Get a .38 and stick it in your pocket when you answer the door. If shit happens...Bang! Don't shoot any Jehovahs Witnesses, though.

Might be easier to get z peephole in the door.

 

[The Irish Ram]

You need a peephole cam.

 

[toobfreak]

I noticed every time someone knocks on my door I have a PANIC ATTACK​

Cheese it, it's the fuzz.

 

[Invisibleflash]

I never open the door unless I know who it is. Even so, gun is ready.

 

[fbj]

How did the mail lady know your package was a laptop? Sounds suss to me...

I told her i took a risk and ordered a laptop from Macys because I saw that someone else in my building ordered a big ass Samsung TV. So if the big TV was not stolen then my little laptop should be fine. That's when she said when I see it I will hold it for you and kept it in my truck until I see you. I had no idea she was going to knock on my door lol I usually see her delivering mail when I am coming home from work so that's how I expected to receive the laptop.

 

[two_iron]

well one night i had a knock at 3am and it was someone telling me my TV was too loud

Were you watching p*rn?

 

[fbj]

Were you watching p*rn?

No I had my headphones on listening to music on my laptop and didnt realize how long my TV was

 

[Vastator]

No I had my headphones on listening to music on my laptop and didnt realize how long my TV was

How long was it?

 

[fbj]

How long was it?

How long was what

 

[Vastator]

How long was what

Your tv...

 

[fbj]

Your tv...

I meant to say LOUD. my bad

 

[frigidweirdo]

Here is the reason why

My family lives nowhere near me
I am single and have no female friends
Im not expecting anyone
None of my male friends know where I live


So you can see how I would panic if I am hearing a knock on my door. My first thought is its some type of emergency because who else could it be? Well I heard a knock on my door earlier this evening and screamed "WHO IS IT????? It was the mail lady letting me know my laptop arrived and she didnt want to leave it in the apt lobby with all the other packages. She told me she would going to keep it in her truck until she saw me not know on my door when I am relaxing at 645 in the evening lol So do u see how its easy for me to panic when I hear a knock?

I think you just gave loads of people an idea of what to do when they're bored at midnight....