I need some advice A.S.A.P.

[Sunni Man]

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[night_son]

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Fake (have) a heart attack. Remember, you're not going for an Oscar, oh no—the very fate of your eternal soul is at stake here.

 

[Mr Natural]

Deny, deny, deny!

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

Call her a taco.

 

[night_son]

Call her a taco.

OP better upgrade his health insurance first, from Blue Shield to Blue Abrams tank.

 

[White 6]

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Move back in, at least long enough for the make-up sex.

 

[Sunni Man]

This is a first time event.
Should I fear for my life? ....

 

[Sunni Man]

Call her a taco.

Wouldn't work out.
Wrong ethnicity.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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Wait, what????

 

[Toro]

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Be afraid.

Be very afraid!

 

[TNHarley]

Calm down, man. This was OBVIOUSLY a dream.

 

[night_son]

This is a first time event.
Should I fear for my life? ....

A key problem with marriage is us men get complacent over time, assuming we're walking on solid ground. Remember that hot lava living room game we all played as kids? Yeah, marriage is like walking a razor thin tightrope over liquid hot magma until 'death do us part'. Hot tamale!

 

[AZrailwhale]

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Surrender immediately. There's nothing more dangerous than winning an argument with your wife.

 

[night_son]

Surrender immediately.

She'll see that as a sign of weakness . . . they always do. Just like they always tell us they do not need or want to be 'managed'. Never, ever fall into that pretty little trap either.

 

[Sunni Man]

What happened was, I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.
Then she gave me a big hug.

 

[Toro]

What happened was, I told my wife that she should embrace her mistakes.
Then she gave me a big hug.

OK now I completely don't believe you.

 

[rightwinger]

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Tell her you are sorry and that it won’t happen again

 

[Sunni Man]

OK now I completely don't believe you.

Marriage is serious business.
Like some kind of psychological warfare.
and I'm unarmed.

 

[MarathonMike]

This is a first time event.
Should I fear for my life? ....

I feel a disturbance in The Force!

 

[d0gbreath]

That's never happened to me, so I have no advice.