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[Crixus]

Hello, I like it here people are really cool but i miss a bit talking in French i went to a site and talk with some French people and i can't say what really feel about Something you it is more easy going...No chi, chi like we say.
It will be cool if you talk could French i am joking

You speak Ebonics?

 

[Crixus]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Pogo. I'm really sorry if your feelings are hurt, but anyone who knows football would agree that Tom Brady is one of the top 5 QBs in the history of the sport if not the #1. Those are just the facts.

That’s why everyone hates him. Not a fan, but good for him. He earned it.

 

[Pogo]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

 

[ChrisL]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

Pogo. You need to stop. You are making a fool out of yourself. That has nothing to do with being a good QUARTERBACK.

 

[Yarddog]

That is the great thing about this message board... It is not that French is my preference at all... I really like seeing individuals squirm when they have a turd crossways, whether it be about absolutely worthless football player or another members native language...

Bet you wouldn't call him a "worthless football player" if he was in your face, now would you? No, you wouldn't.

My friend Kat who is a mod here, also likes Tom Brady. Most of the ladies do.

Kat likes him because he, quote, "has nice nails".

I actually have that documented. Not even making it up.

But do go on, I wanna hear more about how I'm the one who knows nothing about football..... and yet predicted the game winner. Even though I know absolutely zero about Nick Foles' "nails".

You don't even know their names. I believe in the past you have said that you don't even like football, watching grown men running around on a field in spandex or something like that. I know there are a lot of people out there with a delusional hatred for Tom Brady, just like Trump Delusional Syndrome or TDS. Lol! I would say that is more their problem than Tom Brady's though . . . or mine. I don't have any hatred for any football players or any football teams.

Nope, I made no such post, regardless what you 'believe'. Go ahead and quote me, prove me wrong.

Look, if you have been a football fan, then you have learned very little about the game and that much is obvious. Sorry if that hurts your feelings but the way you talk about Tom Brady just gives you away. Nobody who knows anything about football would ever say that Tom Brady is NOT a good QB.

He's a very good QB.

 

[Yarddog]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

 

[ChrisL]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

Pogo, just be honest and admit that you aren't the kind of dude who sits down and watches the football games on Sunday. You don't like the Patriots and you don't like Tom Brady and the team that you MIGHT have rooted for if you were even a fan happened to come up against the Pats in the super bowl, so you became a bandwagon fan. If you are a fan, then that must have happened VERY recently given your lack of knowledge about football.

 

[Pogo]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

Pogo. You need to stop. You are making a fool out of yourself. That has nothing to do with being a good QUARTERBACK.

Hey, you asked how a quarterback can be a receiver. Marsha has the same question.

But fair enough, let's see Marsha in a more typical QB situation --- going in for the kill.

​

Oopsie. Well at least you get another shot of Marsha falling on his ass.

 

[ChrisL]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

Pogo. You need to stop. You are making a fool out of yourself. That has nothing to do with being a good QUARTERBACK.

Hey, you asked how a quarterback can be a receiver. Marsha has the same question.

But fair enough, let's see Marsha in a more typical QB situation --- going in for the kill.

​

Oopsie. Well at least you get another shot of Marsha falling on his ass.

Yes, well quarterbacks everywhere make mistakes sometimes and even have bad games. Imagine that!!! They are human! Lol.

You are a Tom Brady hater and no nothing about football. That much is clear.

 

[Pogo]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

Justement, t'a raison. Encore nous le regrettons, mais c'est si drôle.

(Translation -- I just told dog that he is a justice raisin and our drooling egrets should get an encore)

 

[Yarddog]

Again, he is a quarterback. He doesn't catch passes.

Yeah I know that. That's what I've been telling you. He's very good at not-catching an easy pass. In fact, let's watch him in action right now, want to? That sounds like fun.

​

What a great non-catch. Made it look difficult.

In contrast let's see what a quarterback who just doesn't know how to miss an easy catch looks like:

​

Clearly this guy just isn't ready for pass-dropping glory. Couldn't put together a fumble either.

He hardly never fumbles the ball

Hey, long as he does it at the right time, I don't mind.

and always knows what is happening.

Apparently not, or he woulda seen that strip-sack coming. And funny how he continued to throw a ball he no longer had.

*shrugs*

Actually *sits on ass in middle of field* but I already illustrated that.

Apparently you don't watch many Patriots games.

One was all I needed.

Do you not know the difference between a quarterback and a receiver?

Tom Brady does. He figures if he's a QB, then he can't receive the ball.
And he's right --- he can't. Amazing, huh? And he has such "nice nails".

Nick Foles on the other hand has no idea. He sees a ball wafting toward him in the end zone and what does he do? Freaking CATCHES it.

Pogo. You need to stop. You are making a fool out of yourself. That has nothing to do with being a good QUARTERBACK.

Hey, you asked how a quarterback can be a receiver. Marsha has the same question.

But fair enough, let's see Marsha in a more typical QB situation --- going in for the kill.

​

Oopsie. Well at least you get another shot of Marsha falling on his ass.

If you watch that though, the receiver got pushed before the ball got there... bad no call. And I'm a Raiders fan. No love for the patriots

 

[Yarddog]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

Justement, t'a raison. Encore nous le regrettons.

(Translation -- I just told dog that he is a justice raisin and our egrets should get an encore)

(where is the funny and I'm still trying to figure this out button?)

 

[Yarddog]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

Justement, t'a raison. Encore nous le regrettons, mais c'est si drôle.

(Translation -- I just told dog that he is a justice raisin and our drooling egrets should get an encore)

errrr, okk I get it now..... Sick .!

 

[Pogo]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

Justement, t'a raison. Encore nous le regrettons, mais c'est si drôle.

(Translation -- I just told dog that he is a justice raisin and our drooling egrets should get an encore)

errrr, okk I get it now..... Sick .!

Mercy bean!

 

[ChrisL]

Now, now boys. Don't be jealous of Tom Brady. It is useless.

 

[Pogo]

Now, now boys. Don't be jealous of Tom Brady. It is useless.

Sure is. You have a raisin too.

 

[ChrisL]

Now, now boys. Don't be jealous of Tom Brady. It is useless.

Sure is. You have a raisin too.

Look Pogo, you're irrational hatred over a topic that you know nothing about is absurd.

 

[Pogo]

Now, now boys. Don't be jealous of Tom Brady. It is useless.

Sure is. You have a raisin too.

Look Pogo, you're irrational hatred over a topic that you know nothing about is absurd.

You think I know nothing about raisins?

 

[Pogo]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

"Hey hey, two says past that it is the French file. Still the plate, not to confound with the French bread file! I think that we have all summer for the distraught Tom Brady fiasco".

Stick with me. I have the best translations.

 

[Yarddog]

Hey hey, tu ne sais pas que c'est le fil français? S'il te plait, ne pas confondre avec le fil du pain français! Je pense que nous avons été distraits par le fiasco de Tom Brady

"Hey hey, two says past that it is the French file. Still the plate, not to confound with the French bread file! I think that we have all summer for the distraught Tom Brady fiasco".

Stick with me. I have the best translations.

Cela me rappelle la grande pièce littéraire ... "L'été de notre mécontentement"


((Reminds me of the great literary piece... "The summer of our discontent"))