I forgot to go to the "No Kings" protest!

[JGalt]

There were over 2,000 of these events across the nation with over 10M people attending. They are still counting. There were just a few thousand in DC watching that sad parade.

Wowsers! I never realized there were that many retards, morons, and poor folks afflicted with fetal alcohol syndrome in this country.

I sure hope our new United States Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr. can come up with a cure for all that shit.

 

[Woodznutz]

A celebration of useful idiocy.

Lot of people attend these things because they have nothing else to do. Crowds draw crowds.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Oh, darn! I forgot to go to the “No Kings” protest in the city. I hate myself! What kind of person am I for not joining the throngs of mob-rule elderly privileged activists protecting their assets in the name of democracy! We need to replace all those uncooperative voters that refuse to submit to the new world order! It is crucial to march the lowest common denominators of foreign nations across continents and over our borders to corrupt our election process for the good of the world! Can’t those MAGA people see that? I am so lazy about not going! Didn’t they not stuff ballot boxes for me in 2016? Did they not create a robotic symbol of braindead, biological, leashed, dumbfuckery in Joe Biden and place him in the White House? It was like a science fiction movie, and it was all for my own good!

I am ungrateful and I apologize!

Well ******* played, patriot.

 

[wamose]

A certain type of dipshit is drawn to this type of idiotic protest. Losers.

 

[Raynine]

 

[Raynine]

Sometimes the stars just don’t line up. I don’t read the local paper, but I am guessing that old, white indoctrinated liberals in Keene had a conflict. They could not rally for a No Kings protest on Keene’s Central Square because of the Pumkin Fest. Now we all know that Keene has a liberal Arts college that is world famous for all the wrong reasons. It is still on shaky legs since the Pumkin Fest debacle a decade ago. Its legs have been shaky for so long that its current box-checking politically correct president is hightailing out of town just like the last one. One wonders how long it will be before Keene State College goes the way of Windham College in Vermont. I saw the musical group, The Happenings, there in 1968. They were pretty good, better than I expected.

What answer would a small child at Keene’s Pumkin Fest get if that child asked one of the organizers: “Hey, Keene leader, “Can I get a job here when I grow up?” That leader would likely do his or her best W. C. Field’s imitation and respond like this: “Oh, we don’t attract jobs here anymore”. “That’s the old way for the ignorant and uneducated ditch diggers Like MAGA voters”.

“Are your parents MAGA voters?” “We like old white liberals here that are college educated” “Obviously your home is bereft of that”. “Bereft is one of the big words we educated use like existential and insurrection”. “If you came from an educated home, you would know that”.

“But hey kid, just so there are no hard feelings about having no local future—here, have a pumpkin!”