I Don't Like Being Sodomized

[Bonzi]

I'm just glad women don't have to go through that.
Though not sure stirrups and vaginal probing with a cold piece of metal is much better....

Is yours a sad clown?

you are so dumb...

 

[IcebergSlim]

If I were a straight man, I would have a female Dr.

I do....the woman has fingers like a concert pianist....reach half way to my uvula....ain't enough Barry White to make that prospect any less unsettling....

 

[ZackB]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

does he softly kiss the back of your neck while doing this --LOL

Ha! I usually do not get upset unless I feel two hands on my shoulders!

 

[Iceweasel]

I'm just glad women don't have to go through that.
Though not sure stirrups and vaginal probing with a cold piece of metal is much better....

Yeah, you can keep the gyno exams. And all the associated issues. I worked a brief gig housekeeping at the hospital ER center and always dreaded the gyno room the most. The guy that showed me the ropes picked up a chunk of meat off the floor. Fortunately I didn't happen across any, but lots of blood.

 

[ZackB]

Help me out, I don't know how to rate the OP ..

I'm thinking winner or informative, the others, not so much.

Just depends if he used KY or not...He never mentions that..

He uses KY. When he is done he gives me some Kleenex to clean up with as he is walking out the door. This is disturbing in itself, as I have thrown a chick a towel after sex many times as I get up and walk into the bathroom.

 

[WorldWatcher]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

I spent 17 of 20 years in the Navy in a flight status and therefore required an annual flight physical. Both the prostrate exam and hernia check (testes exam and cough) each year.

It's a medical exam, not sex.

And yes there were male and female Flight Surgeons that provided the exams.



I always figured if my wife could see a male OB/GYN for her annual exams and during her pregnancies - I could suck it up for the 2-minutes it took to complete that part of my own exams if our squadron Doctor happened to be female.



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[rightwinger]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

Just make sure he doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he does it

 

[ZackB]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

I spent 17 of 20 years in the Navy in a flight status and therefore required an annual flight physical. Both the prostrate exam and hernia check (testes exam and cough) each year.

It's a medical exam, not sex.

And yes there were male and female Flight Surgeons that provided the exams.



I always figured if my wife could see a male OB/GYN for her annual exams and during her pregnancies - I could suck it up for the 2-minutes it took to complete that part of my own exams if our squadron Doctor happened to be female.



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Oh, I can nut up and take it. It is just creepy. It may be more enjoyable if it was a woman Doctor, especially if she was giving me a reach around during the exam.

 

[Moonglow]

In your wet , wild dreams..

 

[Luddly Neddite]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

Sounds like wishful thinking on your part


But he is required by law to check blood work once a year or he cannot, by law, continue to write the scrip. Depending on several factors, it should be twice a year.

If he wasn't checking blood and prostate, you'd really ***** and whine about the cancer and drug reactions.

 

[Syriusly]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

Hmmmm another person unclear on the concept of 'rape'

 

[Syriusly]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

I spent 17 of 20 years in the Navy in a flight status and therefore required an annual flight physical. Both the prostrate exam and hernia check (testes exam and cough) each year.

It's a medical exam, not sex.

And yes there were male and female Flight Surgeons that provided the exams.



I always figured if my wife could see a male OB/GYN for her annual exams and during her pregnancies - I could suck it up for the 2-minutes it took to complete that part of my own exams if our squadron Doctor happened to be female.



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Oh, I can nut up and take it. It is just creepy. It may be more enjoyable if it was a woman Doctor, especially if she was giving me a reach around during the exam.

Then get a woman doctor.

Be sure to specify when you are looking around that you want her to give you a hand job also.

 

[ZackB]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger **** my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

Sounds like wishful thinking on your part


But he is required by law to check blood work once a year or he cannot, by law, continue to write the scrip. Depending on several factors, it should be twice a year.

If he wasn't checking blood and prostate, you'd really ***** and whine about the cancer and drug reactions.

No, I would not ***** and complain. I am all for preventative medical check ups and procedures. But I can still have an opinion on it.