I Don't Like Being Sodomized

[ZackB]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger fuck my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

 

[mdk]

What a pity. More for me I suppose.

 

[Compost]

Yeah yeah. He doesn't take time, he doesn't fulfill my needs. Take a pill.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Gads, that was a difficult Op to read..

 

[jon_berzerk]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger fuck my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

does he softly kiss the back of your neck while doing this --LOL

 

[Iceweasel]

Poor bedside manners, wham bam thank you maam. When did they ever teach that? Next time tell him you were looking forward to it and to go slow. I'll bet he just checks it off next time. But at least it went better than mine.

After hearing much talk about prostate cancer I decide to get
checked. Nervous as I can be, I sit in the waiting room, not really
wanting my name to be called. A few short minutes later it's my turn.

Now, even more nervously, I wait in the exam room. In through the
door he walks, in a very business like manner he asks me to drop my pants
and bend over the bench. With a bit of reluctance, I comply. He begins to
probe and pry. Man, talk about uncomfortable. He seems to be probing
me for an awful long time, so I break the silence with a question.
"Every thing OK back there? "

"I cant really give you an answer" he replied as he pulled off the gloves
and dropped them in the little trash can, " you'll have to ask the doctor!"
He grabbed the mop and bucket that was sitting in the corner and left.

 

[TNHarley]

My doctor requires that I get a check up every 6 months in order for him to refill the 2 prescription meds I take daily. I have always thought this is a bit much, but I get why he does it (liability and billing, I assume). The thing is that he really does not spend enough time on the exam for it to be worth a damn. He takes blood only once per year.

Then he fingers my ass. He is only up there for a fraction of a second, which is ok by me because it is horribly uncomfortable. But can he really determine anything by it being in and out so quick? I assume that he is checking for enlargement of the prostrate. But how can he know how big it is? Does he measure penetration depth? How? By how many knuckles he can get up in there?

If he is half-assing it, then there is no point of doing it. It would be kind of a sick quid pro quo whereby he only gives me my refills if I allow him to finger fuck my ass. I think that is a felony. I want to ask him about it, but not if it is going to make him do it harder. So, we do this "thing" every year where I let this man sodomize me, and I am not sure if it is accomplishing anything.

I have to go see him next Wednesday for our annual anal rape session.

I always say "just relax". Try that

 

[DGS49]

A competent person can check the prostate very quickly, and it is a small price to pay for determining whether you have prostate cancer, which has symptoms that are sometimes ambiguous.

One form of sodomy is oral sex, and personally, I don't mind being sodomized by my wife from time to time.

 

[Bonzi]

If I were a straight man, I would have a female Dr.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Help me out, I don't know how to rate the OP ..

I'm thinking winner or informative, the others, not so much.

 

[saveliberty]

You confused a medical procedure with sex. That raises an interesting question....

 

[mdk]

Yeah yeah. He doesn't take time, he doesn't fulfill my needs. Take a pill.

Touch me in the morning and than just walk away!

 

[saveliberty]

If I were a straight man, I would have a female Dr.

Straight female doctor...

 

[saveliberty]

Gads, that was a difficult Op to read..

Was it is lighting in Zack's ass?

 

[jon_berzerk]

Help me out, I don't know how to rate the OP ..

I'm thinking winner or informative, the others, not so much.

the powers that be left out the

too much information rating

--LOL

 

[Bonzi]

I'm just glad women don't have to go through that.
Though not sure stirrups and vaginal probing with a cold piece of metal is much better....

 

[Moonglow]

If I were a straight man, I would have a female Dr.

Skinnier fingers?

 

[Moonglow]

I'm just glad women don't have to go through that.
Though not sure stirrups and vaginal probing with a cold piece of metal is much better....

Is yours a sad clown?

 

[Moonglow]

Help me out, I don't know how to rate the OP ..

I'm thinking winner or informative, the others, not so much.

Just depends if he used KY or not...He never mentions that..

 

[Bonzi]

If I were a straight man, I would have a female Dr.

Skinnier fingers?

yeah well that and, I would think a guy might enjoy it more (straight of course)