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I died from Covid 19 and it wasn't so bad

CrusaderFrank

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I recently died from Covid 19 and it wasn't so bad. Sure the coughing was annoying but not only were my student loans discharged but a few hours later I was reanimated and had two overwhelming urges: the first was to feast on human brains, the second was to vote for Bernie. I feel he is the only candidate that "gets me"

Relieved of the student loan debt, I'm free to pursue the life I feel I was meant to live, plein air painting and waylaying slow, unsuspecting pedestrians who wander too closely.
 

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The fingers still work so the death was merely from the neck up ?
 

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I recently died from Covid 19 and it wasn't so bad. Sure the coughing was annoying but not only were my student loans discharged but a few hours later I was reanimated and had two overwhelming urges: the first was to feast on human brains, the second was to vote for Bernie. I feel he is the only candidate that "gets me"

Relieved of the student loan debt, I'm free to pursue the life I feel I was meant to live, plein air painting and waylaying slow, unsuspecting pedestrians who wander too closely.
 

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