I broke...

[Dis]

Dis came out of the tv? Who knew?

Dis has amazing powers.

 

[Dis]

Damn! so sorry.
who did you kick?

Nobody. If only life were that fun.. I was hanging something above my head in my front yard for Halloween, stepped back, and nailed the edge of the driveway.

I warned you about all those goofy yard decorations .....

Biteth Me.

And where's my sympathy rep, you cheap bastard?!

 

[California Girl]

Dis came out of the tv? Who knew?

Dis has amazing powers.

Can you teach me these powers? I really, really, really wanna be able to come outta the tv!!

 

[Colin]

I did something to my foot too yesterday. I was walking and kind of stepped off the sidewalk. It started really hurting today and it hurts now. I'm calling my doc in the morning.

I can walk but barely.

Sorry to hear that Sarah...but I sure would like to see you walk barely!

 

[Dis]

Dis came out of the tv? Who knew?

Dis has amazing powers.

Can you teach me these powers? I really, really, really wanna be able to come outta the tv!!

No.

 

[Colin]

...my god damned foot.

Bit early for a winter break isn't it?

Hope it heels OK. How you getting around? Toe truck?

 

[Ringel05]

...my god damned foot.

Ya still have two good hands, right? Walk on them.

If I didn't think Marvin the Martian was so cool, I'd kick your ass with my good foot.

Jeeze, offer a valid solution and get yelled at. See if I help you ever again.......

 

[Dis]

Ya still have two good hands, right? Walk on them.

If I didn't think Marvin the Martian was so cool, I'd kick your ass with my good foot.

Jeeze, offer a valid solution and get yelled at. See if I help you ever again.......

Don't make me cry.

 

[California Girl]

Dis has amazing powers.

Can you teach me these powers? I really, really, really wanna be able to come outta the tv!!

No.

Just the tv one?

I'll pay!

Or break the other foot!

 

[Dis]

Can you teach me these powers? I really, really, really wanna be able to come outta the tv!!

No.

Just the tv one?

I'll pay!

Or break the other foot!

To borrow a phrase from our very own Captain Happy...?

Bring it.