I am back!

[Devils_Advocate]

Hey Old Lady!

I said I was back!!

Now go hump someone else leg!!!

Old Lady left. You can look up her good bye thread. You'll have to hump your own leg.

She lied and is still posting. Saw a couple posts today.

No one is allowed to leave....evah.
See? Right above me.

Where are the doughnuts for Bruce's new sock?

So Old Lady is a liar. How disappointing.

She loves orange creamy goodness.

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Mike , stop flirting with Old Lady...

 

[deannalw]

Hi Bruce!

 

[Damaged Eagle]

Hey Old Lady!

I said I was back!!

Now go hump someone else leg!!!

Old Lady left. You can look up her good bye thread. You'll have to hump your own leg.

She lied and is still posting. Saw a couple posts today.

No one is allowed to leave....evah.
See? Right above me.

Where are the doughnuts for Bruce's new sock?

Stuff it.

Pepperoni and cheese would be nice.

*****CHUCKLE*****

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Did they commute your sentence?
So whats it like in a Turkish prison?

Gay prison sex, 24/7. It's awesome.

LOL your sig. Except for the color, that's my old cat Sebastian. I never did dishes alone.

On another note....
Glad to see you back OL!

 

[IS_JESS_AN_ACCOUNT]

Welcome back, Mort. How is your droopy eyelid?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Welcome back, Mort. How is your droopy eyelid?

Like you have told many times I am not Mort, and remember that please!

 

[IS_JESS_AN_ACCOUNT]

I am not Mort

Well, of course you are not Mort, Mort.

Anyway, enjoy some fresh baked Serbian Žu -Žu Kocke

уживати!

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I am not Mort

Well, of course you are not Mort, Mort.

Anyway, enjoy some fresh baked Serbian Žu -Žu Kocke
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уживати!

WTF?

Dude, go downstairs with that stupidity!

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I am not Mort

Well, of course you are not Mort, Mort.

Anyway, enjoy some fresh baked Serbian Žu -Žu Kocke
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уживати!

The avatar picture is me and notice I look nothing like Mort, so go away before you annoy me!

 

[Devils_Advocate]

I am not Mort

Well, of course you are not Mort, Mort.

Anyway, enjoy some fresh baked Serbian Žu -Žu Kocke
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уживати!

The avatar picture is me and notice I look nothing like Mort, so go away before you annoy me!

Also I have a bad scar on my right cheek and that is the reason why I am wearing the mask...

 

[verker]

You is an new and big member Bruce welcome to USMB !

 

[bdtex]

Left the board because of Covid and health issues and now I am back...
Bruce T. Laney

Mad Jack from Ballot Box and Political Jack?

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Left the board because of Covid and health issues and now I am back...
Bruce T. Laney

Mad Jack from Ballot Box and Political Jack?

Nanu... Nanu...

You miss me?

 

[Moonglow]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

 

[Moonglow]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

Many people do that...

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

Many people do that...

But never like me!

You know you missed me when I left and I know you are glad I am back...

Your secret is safe with me...

 

[Moonglow]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

Many people do that...

But never like me!

You know you missed me when I left and I know you are glad I am back...

Your secret is safe with me...

It should be since there is no secret....So, I married an axe murderer..

 

[Devils_Advocate]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

Many people do that...

But never like me!

You know you missed me when I left and I know you are glad I am back...

Your secret is safe with me...

It should be since there is no secret....So, I married an axe murderer..

I chewed my arm off to get away from one...

 

[beautress]

Sorry, I have never met yous.

Moonie stop pretending you never read my wonderfully worded rant threads and me screaming I am leaving when I wrote under BRUCE T LANEY!!!

Many people do that...

But never like me!

You know you missed me when I left and I know you are glad I am back...

Your secret is safe with me...

It should be since there is no secret....So, I married an axe murderer..

I chewed my arm off to get away from one...

He must've been a serial felon.