Howdy From Jack Fate

[Jack Fate]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

 

[PixieStix]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

 

[California Girl]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Good luck..... It's really hard to get banned here.

 

[Jack Fate]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

I give back to moonbats what they dish out so they cry and run to a moderator to dry their ass and change their wet diapers. Then I get the usual order to speak politically correct of get banned.

 

[Jack Fate]

I've been all around this great big world
And I've seen all kinds of girls
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back in the states
Back to the cutest girls in the world

I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California
I wish they all could be California girls

 

[PixieStix]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

I give back to moonbats what they dish out so they cry and run to a moderator to dry their ass and change their wet diapers. Then I get the usual order to speak politically correct of get banned.

I like you already. You will do fine here

 

[California Girl]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

I give back to moonbats what they dish out so they cry and run to a moderator to dry their ass and change their wet diapers. Then I get the usual order to speak politically correct of get banned.

You don't get banned here for calling a fucking idiot a fucking idiot. I do it all the time....

 

[Sheldon]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

I give back to moonbats what they dish out so they cry and run to a moderator to dry their ass and change their wet diapers. Then I get the usual order to speak politically correct of get banned.

Oh great. Another meanie. I'm gonna go tell the mods that you said "moonbat" and you're gonna get neg repped!

Oh yeah, welcome.

 

[Ringel05]

It must be fate Jack. Shit!
Welcome!

 

[Mr. H.]

Hody.

 

[asaratis]

Welcome, Jack!

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Hi, why do you get banned?

I give back to moonbats what they dish out so they cry and run to a moderator to dry their ass and change their wet diapers. Then I get the usual order to speak politically correct of get banned.

If you don't fuck with the moonbats here, the mods look down on you. (They do it regularly! )

It must be fate Jack. Shit!
Welcome!

I'll bet he doesn't know Jack Schidt!

 

[George Costanza]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

You won't get banned here - we have NO standards.

Welcome!

 

[George Costanza]

It must be fate Jack. Shit!
Welcome!

Hey! Do you know Jack Shit?

I may have finally met someone who does . . .

 

[asaratis]

It must be fate Jack. Shit!
Welcome!

Hey! Do you know Jack Shit?

I may have finally met someone who does . . .

You don't know Jack Schitt ?

You don't know Jack Schitt?

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!

By BAQ on Sep 19, 2005, 10:54 in Friendly Talkzone.

You don't know Jack Schitt ? (Poorbuthappy in Colombia!)

 

[George Costanza]

It must be fate Jack. Shit!
Welcome!

Hey! Do you know Jack Shit?

I may have finally met someone who does . . .

You don't know Jack Schitt ?

You don't know Jack Schitt?

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep &. Schitt Inc. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.

So now if someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack, you know his whole family!

By BAQ on Sep 19, 2005, 10:54 in Friendly Talkzone.

You don't know Jack Schitt ? (Poorbuthappy in Colombia!)

As Johnny Carson used to say, I did not know that! What an amazing (and touching) biography of the Schitt family.

Now I can honestly say - I know Jack Schitt. Thank you.

 

[Jack Fate]

Have you ever met the Witt family? Dim, Half, and Nit. I'm sure they all post here regularly.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Welcome, Jack. What's your blood type and how are those neck veins of yours?

 

[Jack Fate]

Welcome, Jack. What's your blood type and how are those neck veins of yours?

You wouldn't like my blood. It's full of garlic.

 

[xsited1]

Hey. What's up? I hope I can last here for a while. I always seem to get banned.

Welcome Jack Hoff, er, Fate.

 

[asaratis]

Have you ever met the Witt family? Dim, Half, and Nit. I'm sure they all post here regularly.

As do Nat, Pat and Tat...triplets born years ago to a young lass that quickly discovered she had no tit for Tat. Lucky lad...grew up on beer!