How would you react if you caught your wife/husband cheating?

[wamose]

One dude said he glued his wife's eyelid to her tit and that calmed her down for a while.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

Laugh, point, call the attorney...start planning my whirlwind tour of SE Asia...lol!!

 

[Votto]

What I would like to do: Shoot both at spot, but i would have to go to prison and i wouldnt have the balls to pull the trigger...



What I likely would do: Close the door and go outside, afterwards tell her to leave my house and end the relationship in peace and calm....

Just curious, if she is really overweight, would that be considered just another mass shooting?

 

[Dekster]

We have a pre-nup that has been amended twice. It would pretty much control what would happen. Other than that, it would be just a matter of me packing my crap and moving into one of my other houses.